Characters[]
- Pencil
- Pen
- Match
- Eraser
- Firey
- Saloon Owner (debut)
- Apoelia (debut)
- Bezzilene (debut)
- Rumloe (debut)
- Sheriff Orther (debut)
- Maysador (debut)
- Miss Jones (debut)
- Corelman (debut)
- Fleja (debut)
- Lord Tormaleigh (debut)
- Aristotelis (flashback only)
- Merismip (debut)
- Cleannon (debut)
- Mrs. Chembe
- Unnamed host of Battle of Country Star Lolwut Season 69 Hurt and Heal
- Lip Gloss
- Laybertus (debut)
- Unnamed waiter (debut)
- Unnamed audience member #2 (debut)
- Unnamed audience member #1 (debut)
- Unnamed student #3 (debut)
- Unnamed student #2 (debut)
- Unnamed student #1 (debut)
- Pianalla (debut)
Kids[]
- Sio (#4)
- Javier (#6)
- Saye (#7)
- Citlali (#8)
- Salvador (#11)
- Ximena (#12)
- Yaretzi (#15)
- Zorah (#17)
- Qalam-Rassas (#22)
- Cil (#27)
Mentioned[]
- Leafy (indirectly)
- Coiny
- Rambling Rosemary
- Clelotta
- Meramble
- Abraham Lincoln
Music[]
▣ Ruddigore Overture G. Toye [title card]
◊ Lazy Afternoon J. Rap [the beginning]
‣ Glissando (A) RM, S. Kanga [Pencil enters]
‣ Film Fanfare (A) DSW ["Okay, we are prepared!"]
◊ Freezy Squid Link JW [nobody arrives home]
◒ Rising ["And we have no choice but to eliminate all of the characters because someone signed up twice!"]
◊ Grass Skirt Chase SGJW [all the kids rush in]
‣ Stepping into Danger M. Sunderland ["Brace yourself, Penc."]
◊ Nautical Hijinx BANC ["Greetings, Signore and Madame …"]
‣ Real Western Steel B. Black ["I can't believe it …"]
◊ Lite Conversation BA ["So if it takes two hours just to get everything ready right now, we'll be airborne by 1700 tonight, but then we have to make a stop in Amsterdam, and then we make it to Atlanta, but I can't do that, so we'll have to take the flight coming off Doha, that's in Qatar, and overall it should take approximately twenty-five hours."]
◒ Dreamy Flashback [Flashback]
◊ Down in Davy Jones' Locker NC [Pen sees a picture of a rocket on the computer]
‣ Trafficscape E. Winstone [at the Nairobi Personal Vehicle Rental-Repair]
◊ Steel Sting Mu JW ["O-kay, we're on a stric' schedule an' we's got to make'er inner Askaterra soon, so can we 'urry'e h'up now?"]
‣ Dorothy T. Tape [at the daycare of the rental-repair]
‣ Synopsis F. Harlow ["Thet … 'twas so h'inspirin'!"]
◊ Jazzy Sting JW ["'O cares?"]
◊ Nude Sting NCSGJW ["Aww, seriously?"]
‣ Comic Walk S. Torch ["Yep, looks like something is wrong."]
◊ Rodeo Daze NCSGJW ["We are safe to go!"]
‣ Shock (J) D. Hewson [the rocket disappears]
◊ Poop Sting JW ["You are so in trouble!"]
‣ Coming of Spring M. Revell [in the rocket]
‣ Wooden Bear G. Flat, T. Tape, F. Voelxen ["We've been in a ship like this one!"]
‣ Six Powerful Cues (a) W. Burns [outside the window is darkness]
‣ House of Horror WMF ["Fixed it!"]
‣ Footsteps of Horror [#11.02] WMF ["What'd you mean?"]
◊ Art Sting JW ["Mum, you interrupted our game!"]
◊ Lovely Hawaiian Sting JW ["You migh' h'a' mentioned'e before once or twice."]
◒ New Friendly ["And Mum went crazy!"]
◊ Stumbling Tumbleweeds NCSGJW ["… aint got no purpose stealin' the eggs in the belonging of me!"]
‣ The Girl I Left Behind (A) P. Lenart, B. Matthiesen [the family look on the street corner]
◊ Comic Walk NC ["Excuse me, sir, your weird wheel thingy has just gone over my face."]
‣ Straight from Hell 10 GN [Cleannon appears]
◊ Steel Licks Delta JW ["To the Meeple store, ma'am!"]
◊ Steel Sting JW ["… doing addition is illegal."]
‣ Tea Dance N. Warren [at the Apple Pie Juice Hotel]
◊ Sweet Annabelle SF [Apoelia and Maysador reveal themselves]
▣ Gran Vals F. Tárrega ["I'm from Kenya."]
‣ On the Beach KB ["Holler if y'all need us!"]
‣ Walking on the Beach [#15] KB, M. Prindy ["But we've got ter endure'e."]
◊ Arpeggiated Links JW [everyone squishes inside the doghouse]
‣ Flower Display JS [second flashback]
◊ Solo Steel 2 JW [on Monday morning]
‣ Folli the Foal A. Fenner ["Bless my heart, y'all must be the children my Ma just sent!"]
‣ School Life JS [the kids walk to school]
◊ Skipping to School SGJW ["I'm going to do the right thing that everyone else didn't do, which is apologise."]
◊ Cartoon Sting 9 ? ["Lions!"]
◊ Steel Licks Beta JW [the five get kicked out of school]
‣ Fight! Fight! Fight! (A) W. Schaefer ["Welcome, welcome one and all, to the drawing to win a fourteen-country European tour! "]
‣ Fashionable Enclosure PG [at the British Consulate-General]
‣ Travel Rag S. Laferriere [at the saloon]
‣ Fashionable Enclosure PG ["I send my sincerest apologies, but there is no way for you to get back to Nairobi."]
◊ Hello Sting JW ["Wow."]
‣ Orchestra Tuning L. Stern [at 8:00, despite the fact that no orchestra is playing]
◒ Fig Leaf Times Two [the parents and kids go their separate ways at the saloon]
◦ Fair is Rose sung by WSG, AS; sung by C. Huang & R. Lawson
◦ When a man has been a naughty baronet sung by WSG, AS; sung by B. Davis, C. Huang, M. Huang & R. Lawson
‣ Good Bye Samba A B. Nabor ["It's Kenyan!"]
◊ Steel Link Alpha JW ["Anybody looking for a trip for fourteen?"]
◊ Island Romance JR ["No, I jus' feel guilty."]
◊ Grass Skirts Blowing JR ["We were going to head up North, where marriage of these types is considered to be legal, but I feel it safe to be that we all live here!"]
‣ Fates GN ["Oi, wot's the matter with'ee?"]
‣ Whisper from the Past GN ["We never saw her again."]
◊ Lap Steel NCSGJW ["Everyone, shut up!"]
‣ Blood in the Gutter LJ ["Newly-hired Sheriff Orther here."]
‣ Dramatic Sea Battle GT ["Pen, this is your fault!"]
◊ Sponge Monger SGJW ["Fly this thing, Avi!"]
‣ Tipsy Turvy PG ["Omg, my smokin' hot Firey butt, no!"]
‣ Hawaiian Breeze JJ [Mrs. Chembe enters, crying]
▣ Ruddigore Overture G. Toye [the ending]
Trivia[]
Credits if this were a YouTube show[]
Created by
Edited by
- Yterbium
- Two anonymous users
Assets by
- Jacknjellify (Cary and Michael Huang)
- Yterbium
Voice cast
- Whitney Allen (Cleannon, Ximena)
- Antony (Anko6) (Fleja)
- Georgia Arnold (Cil)
- Bobby Davis (Audience #1, Pen, Saloon Owner, Salvador, Student #2, TV Host)
- Marie Gallagher (Miss Jones)
- Cary Huang (Lip Gloss, Match)
- Michael Huang (Audience #2, Eraser, Firey, Laybertus, Merismip, Student #3)
- Brian Jordan (Aristotelis)
- Ruthie Lawson (Pencil, Saye, Student #3)
- Sidney M. (Javier, Qalam-Rassas, Sio, Tormaleigh)
- Sara Taylor (Apoelia, Bezzilene, Citlali, Yaretzi, Zorah)
- Charlie Walton (Corelman, Maysador, Orther)
- Elisa Wanjiru (Mrs Chembe, Pianalla)