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| − | {{Scene|Outside|A large crowd, mostly of recommended characters and generic background shapes, has gathered to watch the contest. Well, that's what half of them are doing (about 90% of them are focused on other stuff); the other half are milling about like non-playable zombies.}} |
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| − | ====<u>With The S!</u>==== |
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| − | [''Barf Bag stops to admire what The S! are doing with their team essence: Bottle, Saw and Cloudy run around in circles to represent Barf Bag's sometimes mobile zig-zags at the top of her body, while Yellow Face, Winner and Clock represent her motionless base (with Clock being the most motionless of them all). Gaty is to act as compère.''] |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: Looking nice here, Esses. |
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| − | *{{d|clock}}: I don't have to hold a pose sitting here. |
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| − | *{{d|saw}}: But we do! |
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| − | *{{d|bottle}}: Yeah, ''we'' do! |
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| − | *{{d|yf}}: I want to run around in circles! |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: [''sigh''] It's so weird calling the team that you're on "your team". Miss you already! |
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| − | *{{d|gaty}}: You know, this hosting thing is most likely temporary. |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: Most likely? I don't think Two'll be gone until the finale! |
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| − | *{{d|gaty}}: Imagine how crazy it would be if ''you'' hosted everything. |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: Yeah, and I'd never go home! |
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| − | [''Pause.''] |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: Anyway, Gaty, I was wondering... would you ''like'' me to join your team? |
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| − | *{{d|gaty}}: I mean, it'd be nice. We need the numbers to stand up to that shell of a team I was on. |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: I know, but... |
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| − | *{{d|gaty}}: You can switch teams if you want. |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: I know that too, but... I've got Donut and he's really into that "diversity in number of seasons competed" stuff. |
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| − | [''She looks at Donut, who appears to be the centre of whatever the team8s are doing. From The S!'s area, it looks like Coiny and Pin are orbiting around him.''] |
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| − | *{{d|gaty}}: Yep. Well, it's your choice. |
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| − | ====<u>With The Strongest Team on Earth</u>==== |
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| − | [''This team is making a 2D representation of Barf Bag as well. Or at least they're trying to.''] |
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| − | *{{d|basketball}}: Come on, Snowball, you've got to move! |
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| − | *{{d|rf}}: This is the best spot to make a Barf Bag essence! |
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| − | *{{d|eggy}}: Wouldn't the best place for the essence of a barf bag be on a bumpy airplane ride? Think about it. |
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| − | *{{d|bell}}: That could work... |
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| − | *{{d|basketball}}: Yeah, but I don't think we can rent a plane in the next thirty minutes or so. |
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| − | *{{d|sb}}: I'm not budging! Why don't ''you'' come make your shape next to me? |
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| − | [''Pause.''] |
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| − | *{{d|basketball}}: Oh, wow, that actually made sense. |
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| − | *{{d|grassy}}: We did it! |
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| − | *{{d|rf}}: Team, let's move! |
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| − | [''Enter'' '''Naily'''.] |
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| − | *{{d|naily}}: You're seriously making Barf Bag like that? That's so Death P.A.C.T. Again! |
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| − | [''Jump cut to Death P.A.C.T. (in their 2D model) having a stare-down with Just Not (in their 3D model).''] |
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| − | *{{d|fanny}}: It's a good thing we're not going to ''fall down!'' |
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| − | *{{d|book}}: You know, it's good we haven't fallen down. |
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| − | *{{d|taggy}}: We're really nailing this! |
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| − | *{{d|nickel}}: What, the puns or the pyramid? |
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| − | *{{d|taggy}}: Both! Don't tell Naily I said that, though. |
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| − | [''Back to TSTOE.''] |
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| − | *{{d|basketball}}: Anyway, what are you doing here? |
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| − | *{{d|naily}}: Just taunting a frenemy. Nyee-hee-hee. |
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| − | *{{d|basketball}}: Yeah, but aren't you, like, making a team pyramid right now? |
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| − | *{{d|naily}}: Oh no, I have to be somewhere! |
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| − | [''She runs backwards, making a cheeky >:3 face at Basketball the whole time.''] |
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| − | *{{d|bell}}: Sometimes I like Naily, but I'm afraid that if she wins, she'll make it rain acid instead of money. |
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| − | [''A sound effect of crashing contestants sounds in the background. The camera pans to Just Not, who have all fallen over.''] |
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| − | *{{d|cake}}: My leg! |
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| − | *{{d|naily}}: Oops. Heh-heh... |
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| − | ====<u>Are You Okay</u>==== |
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| − | [''The team pyramid stands sturdily.''] |
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| − | *{{d|gb}}: Gasp! The Evil Forest! Previously mentioned by Basketball! |
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| − | *{{d|pb}}: What about it? |
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| − | *{{d|gb}}: I forgot to tell Tennis Ball to stop walking in the last contest! Based on the direction he was going, and the slow speed that is typical for a ball as big as he is, he's probably over there right now, alone and scared and in desperate need of me! |
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| − | [''Jump cut to almost complete silence and darkness in the Evil Forest. Nothing can be seen except the trees (and even then barely), similar to the BFDIA 1 Alternate Cut.'''] |
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| − | ====<u>Judging time</u>==== |
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| − | [''Barf Bag rings a bell.''] |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: Ring-dinga-dinga-ding, ding-ding! It is time to judge your essences! |
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| − | *{{d|book}}: <small>There are way better words in this language to describe what we've just done.</small> |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: [''who couldn't hear Book clearly''] What's that, Just Not? You want to volunteer first? |
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| − | *{{d|taggy}}: No, we're good! [''to Nickel''] Sure this is going to work? |
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| − | *{{d|nickel}}: Yeah, Lawl-Mart always delivers at record speed. |
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| − | *{{d|cake}}: It's great you came up with this idea. |
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| − | *{{d|nickel}}: Hey, this is to make up for not being with y'all last episode. |
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| − | [''Meanwhile, with Barf Bag and Are You Okay.''] |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: Are You Okay! |
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| − | *'''The team''': Yeah? |
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| − | *{{d|marker}}: The pyramid is talking! |
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| − | *{{d|fanny}}: No, it's not! |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: I like what you've done. I'm not really sure what forming a pyramid has to do with me, but it has a nice structure. |
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| − | [''She moves on.''] |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: What about you, Death P.A.C.T. Again? |
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| − | *{{d|remote}}: We have done the same thing, but in two dimensions. |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: Is there anything special about what you've just done? |
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| − | *{{d|tree}}: No, it's just a shape. That's all. |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: I see that. |
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| − | [''She moves on again.''] |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: And The Strongest Team on Earth, you've done the same thing. |
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| − | *{{d|basketball}}: Not exactly! Snowball makes for a nice centrepiece that we were lucky to go around. |
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| − | *{{d|sb}}: I'm the centre of ''all'' people. |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: [''imitating Basketball''] Uh-huh. Well, it is creative. [''pointing to The S!'s model''] But not unique. |
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| − | *{{d|gaty}}: We... we did the same thing, but with a little something special. Saw? |
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| − | *{{d|saw}}: Holding up the sign now! |
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| − | [''Saw raises the sign that says "Join our team".''] |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: How tempting. |
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| − | [''Donut clears his throat.''] |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: And now the team8s! |
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| − | *{{d|donut}}: Our team made a molecule. But it's not just any molecule; it's a ''barf'' molecule. |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: [''Aside.''] This can go one of two ways. |
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| − | *{{d|donut}}: I represent the central atom, which in turn embodies the bravery and strength that distinguishes our team in times of need. Coiny and Pin are the peripheral atoms, who have promised to do as they are told by the eternally resilient pair of you and me. |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: That's... beautiful! |
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| − | [''Fade to the final team being judged: Just Not.''] |
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| − | *{{d|book}}: Alright, team, this can either make or break us for the next episode. |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: You really went there. |
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| − | *{{d|nickel}}: [''happy''] Yeah-huh! |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: And you ordered a barf bag from Lawl-Mart. |
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| − | *{{d|book}}: With real barf! |
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| − | [''Barf Bag looks a bit disgusted.''] |
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| − | *{{d|cake}}: We're sorry! |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: Sorry? What you made is what I am: a barf bag. But what makes it different from all the other barf bags around? |
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| − | *{{d|naily}}: Um... we draw a happy face on it. |
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| − | *{{d|taggy}}: [''Aside.''] <small>We did?</small> |
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| − | *{{d|naily}}: Yes, that's exactly what we did! |
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| − | [''Naily grabs Marker, who has been standing next to her, uncaps him and draws a purple happy face with him on the bag.''] |
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| − | *{{d|naily}}: See? The— the happy face, it represents how you're strong, and resilient, and times of need, and... all that other stuff Donut said earl—we are on Team Ice Cube together, remember? |
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| − | *{{d|marker}}: I remember! |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: Yeah, well, that makes sense. |
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| − | *{{d|donut}}: So, er, Barf Bag, who wins the contest and who loses? |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: I think the obvious answer is the essence that took the most thought in making. The team that wins this contest is... the team8s. |
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| − | [''Gasping sound effect.''] |
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| − | *{{d|gb}}: You are on that team; this is biased! |
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| − | *{{d|gaty}}: No, it's not. She's in between teams right now. |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: That's right. And now for the losing team... Well, I didn't really like the "lie down in the shape of me" stuff. |
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| − | *{{d|saw}}: Oh no, that's us. |
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| − | *{{d|gaty}}: [''Aside, to Saw.''] This is biased. |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: But The Strongest Team on Earth and The S! actually did something special in their creations, something Death P.A.C.T. Again didn't do. |
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| − | *{{d|ln}}: Oh no! |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: I guess that means they lose. |
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| − | *{{d|fanny}}: Oh. |
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| − | *{{d|tree}}: Well, that's fine. Should have known that Barf Bag doesn't float. |
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| − | *{{d|bh}}: Good game, everyone. |
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| − | ==<big>Post-contest</big>== |
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| − | [''Enter'' '''Two''', ''but not spontaneously. They run out of the hotel, chased by an angry mob of everyone that was inside earlier.''] |
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| − | *{{d|2}}: So this is what they meant by "overthrow the system!" |
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| − | [''Everyone stares at Two, confused. They stop and so does the mob.''] |
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| − | *{{d|2}}: Anyway, Barf Bag, thanks for hosting for me while I cleared something up in the inn. Death P.A.C.T. Again lost, you said? |
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| − | [''Barf Bag nods.''] |
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| − | *{{d|2}}: Perfect! Not for them, but for me! |
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| − | {{Scene|Voting screen|Two gives their spiel, this time with the Death P.A.C.T. Again contestants in the background (as in TPOT 1).}} |
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| − | *{{d|2}}: Vote in the comments using the letter and square brackets for who you don't want to be eliminated! Vote for who you want to stay! The person with the fewest votes will— |
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| − | {{Scene|Outside the hotel|The white backdrop immediately disappears as the sound of a thousand pieces of crumpled paper (times a thousand) can be heard coming from the hotel. Everyone (present contestants, past contestants, failed debuters, recommended characters and special guests in the background) screams as the hotel begins to move.}} |
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| − | *{{d|onigiri}}: ''Jishin!'' [''Subtitles: "Earthquake or self!"''] |
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| − | *{{d|2}}: Wha— |
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| − | [''The hotel is literally ripped from the ground and tossed into the air. It doesn't even hit the ground; it seemingly vanishes. Silence for'' e ''seconds (times two),'' i.e. ''5.437 seconds.''] |
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| − | *{{d|2}}: [''in shock''] ''What, wah, o? What, wah, o? Who, what, when, where, why, WHOMST!? How? Who, what, when, where, why, WHOMST!? How? A-e-i-o-u. A-e-i-o-u. Hemu Adhikari‽ Hemu Adhikari‽ Nine-nine-nine-nine-nine-nine-nine-uuuuuuuuuuuu—'' |
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| − | [''Pen, ever the extrovert, slaps Two like Cher did in that movie.''] |
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| − | *{{d|d}}: Two, snap out of it, buddy! |
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| − | *{{d|2}}: Youchie! |
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| − | *{{d|d}}: Sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you; I'll go get an ice pack. |
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| − | *{{d|e}}: Yeah, you got this! |
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| − | [''Pen walks towards the remains of the building but stops when he sees a familiar figure amid the dust. He gasps. Everyone else gasps (not one after the other as in BFB 7, but all together), for as the dust clears, the figure reveals itself: it is none other than this episode's missing contestant, Tennis Ball. He is possessed and looks absolutely feral.<ref>Well, as feral as a talking tennis ball can look. In the real-life version (with people, not objects), Thomas's glasses are gone, his hair is a mess, his green eyes are now red and he's not wearing a shirt... but the bell-bottoms remain because it's the seventies.</ref>''] |
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| − | *{{d|gb}}: TB, is that you? |
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| − | *{{d|tree}}: Golf Ball, don't move! He has red eyes! |
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