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| − | <center><big>The current page is a draft of '''{{FTE|8|The Switchgate}}'''.</big></center> |
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| + | {{Real BFDI}} |
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| − | [''Golf Ball stops in her tracks as Tennis Ball turns around to face the giant crowd: Are You Okay and Death P.A.C.T. are in the front, followed by the other teams and everyone else in the background.''] |
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| − | *{{d|gb}}: What is the meaning of this, Tennis Ball? You should have been here to do the contest with us! I was forced to order around these useless yokels all day! |
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| − | *{{d|tv}}: [''Aside, to Puffball (about Eraser and Pen).''] She thinks these city boys are yokels? |
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| − | *{{d|tree}}: He can't hear you; he's under the influence. |
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| − | *{{d|gb}}: So much for our joint temperance sessions! Now I'm "madd" with two D's! |
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| − | *{{d|bh}}: No, he means Tennis Ball is under the influence of the mad one's eye. |
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| − | *{{d|gb}}: What is that nonsense? |
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| − | *{{d|fanny}}: Did you not listen to my song that I worked on for days? I hate when people don't listen! The mad one's eye is— |
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| − | *{{d|tb}}: {{Hex|cc0000|Rawr.}} |
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| − | [''Silence, at how such a scary-looking person can make such a non-scary sound.''] |
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| − | *{{d|ln}}: Well, that was unexpected. |
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| − | *{{d|tb}}: {{Hex|cc0000|For so long did I wish to cause a little inconvenience to the residents of this hotel. But they were only intrusive thoughts, which I was told to suppress... until now. For I have since acted on my thoughts and caused an inconvenience to the entire building!}} |
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| − | [''Tennis Ball laughs evilly.''] |
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| − | *{{d|2}}: Mr. Ball... '''''MY HOTEL IS GONE!''''' |
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| − | {{Scene|EXIT|Quick transition to the episode's obligatory EXIT scene, in which the eliminated contestants are still at their desks, waiting for Four to show up.}} |
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| − | *{{d|stapy}}: Thank you, Bracelety, for reprogramming the TV to play news broadcasts from the future. |
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| − | *{{d|liy}}: That's right. Now we have a connection to the world outside Tennessee. Everyone, say "thank you" to Bracelety! |
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| − | [''Everyone (except Pencil and Match) says "Thank you" to Bracelety, even Roboty (who does so in Morse Code).''] |
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| − | *{{d|p}}: Why should I? She only did it to see what Ice Cube's up to! |
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| − | *{{d|bracelety}}: That is so not false! |
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| − | *{{d|m}}: Yeah, holler at me when, like, ''Loser Come Dancing'' comes back. |
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| − | *{{d|liy}}: Do it, 🅱️embers. |
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| − | *{{d|p}}: Thank you! |
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| − | *{{d|m}}: Buhjambalaya, you did, like, such a great job! |
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| − | *{{d|stapy}}: Thanks, Bracelety! |
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| − | *{{d|liy}}: Why'd you say it twice? |
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| − | *{{d|stapy}}: You're so persuasive. |
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| − | *{{d|fj}}: Gross. |
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| − | *{{d|bracelety}}: Pushing the "TV on" button... now! |
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| − | [''She turns on the television and footage from Mahaliland, that is, Tennis Ball giving his evil speech.''] |
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| − | ::{{d|tb}}: {{Hex|cc0000|Your hotel was supposed to go into low Earth orbit after I tossed it with my mighty—}} [''pauses awkwardly and looks down''] {{Hex|cc0000|leg. But because [https://www.quora.com/How-hard-would-you-have-to-throw-a-baseball-for-it-to-start-an-orbit-around-the-Earth we have an atmosphere], it just exploded. Luckily—or perhaps unluckily for me—there was no one inside, so I basically just threw a rock.}} |
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| − | [''While he is saying this...''] |
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| − | *{{d|m}}: Like, crudliously, Tennis Ball threw a ''building?'' |
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| − | *{{d|p}}: This ain't the news; it's science fiction! |
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| − | *{{d|m}}: Though, you've got to, like, ''like'' a guy who can light that much weight. And his legs are mighty. And his eyes, they're so— |
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| − | *{{d|p}}: ''Match!'' |
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| − | *{{d|m}}: [''not listening''] Mm, ''have me'', tuberculosis daddy! |
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| − | *{{d|p}}: Match, don't ever say that again. |
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| − | *{{d|m}}: Sorry. |
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| − | *{{d|stapy}}: See, Liy? Red suits anyone! |
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| − | [''On the television.''] |
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| − | ::{{d|2}}: I thought I could trust you! But you come and destroy my only source of income! |
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| − | {{Scene|Outside the hotel|Jump cut to the inside of the TV through cutting-edge special effects.}} |
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| − | *{{d|2}}: You know what, Tennis Ball? You are ''eliminated!'' |
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| − | [''Everyone gasps.''] |
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| − | *{{d|gb}}: What? No one voted for him, so you ''can't'' eliminate him. |
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| − | *{{d|2}}: It doesn't matter; this sport globule deserves to be locked up! |
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| − | [''She walks up to the remains of the hotel.''] |
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| − | *{{d|gb}}: TB, speak to me! |
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| − | [''Tennis Ball's eyes turn from red to black.''] |
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| − | *{{d|tb}}: {{Hex|660000|Wait,}} {{Hex|330000|what's}} going on? |
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| − | *{{d|gb}}: Oh, great, you're back! Now let's start planning for the next con— |
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| − | [''The two of them get hit by an asteroid. Another moment of silence from the crowd for another'' 2e ''seconds. Bottle is the first to speak up in the background.''] |
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| − | *{{d|bottle}}: <small>And Tennis Ball and Golf Ball are dead!</small> |
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| − | [''Clock gets up as he receives a taste of reality.''] |
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| − | *{{d|clock}}: ''Le gasp!'' A death. It is my duty to get to the bottom of this! [''to random strangers in the crowd''] You, inform the notary! You, find a way to get Two sad again! Tick tock, stop standing around and get to work, people! |
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| − | *{{d|needle}}: I'll do anything for you! |
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| − | *{{d|winner}}: [''to Gaty''] And the forfeit? |
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| − | *{{d|gaty}}: Here. |
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| − | [''Gaty quickly hands Winner $27.63.''] |
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| − | *{{d|winner}}: Thanks! Wait, you actually have Goikyan NZ dollars on you? |
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| − | *{{d|gaty}}: It's a long story. |
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| − | {{Scene|Voting screen (again)|Two stands in front of a white background, surprisingly unaffected by the whole ordeal. They speak very quickly.}} |
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| − | *{{d|2}}: Vote for either Black Hole, Fanny, Lightning, Marker, Remote or Tree, 'kay? Thanks, bye! The person with the fewest votes will be sent to my hotel... which doesn't exist any more! |
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| − | [''Two runs off the set and cries as the credits roll to happy music.''] |
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| − | ==<big>Post-credits scene</big>== |
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| − | {{Scene|Outside the hotel|Night. Everyone has decided to camp outside as there is no hotel left to stay in.}} |
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| − | *{{d|ln}}: So what shall we do now that bossy-bot Golf Ball's no longer with us? |
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| − | *{{d|sb}}: There's only one thing we can do! |
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| − | *{{d|grassy}}: '''''LET'S PARTY!''''' |
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| − | *{{d|basketball}}: Yeah... there's no other choice. |
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| − | *{{d|discy}}: And I'll put on my disco records! |
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| − | [''Everyone says "Yeah!" It's the generic sound effect from BFDI, except it's been augmented by hundreds of new voices, most likely those of the Patreon subscribers.''] |
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| − | {{Scene|Dance party!|Jump cut to everyone enjoying themselves in the biggest celebration of the season thus far. Disco music—the real stringed type they played in 1975, not that electronic stuff from '79 onwards (not yet)—plays in the background. Everyone talks loudly.}} |
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| − | *{{d|tree}}: [''as the camera pans''] What dance is that? |
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| − | *{{d|nickel}}: The twist, of course! |
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| − | *{{d|cake}}: Same here, brother. |
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| − | *{{d|fanny}}: I'm doing the armless Watusi! I hate it! |
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| − | *{{d|bh}}: Oh, you guys are so old-fashioned. Try the Black Hole hustle!<ref>Big mid-seventies moment.</ref> |
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| − | [''The camera stops on the remains of Are You Okay.''] |
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| − | *{{d|e}}: So, Pen, with those two gone, how does it feel being AYO's team leader? |
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| − | *{{d|d}}: I'm the leader? Seriously? |
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| − | *{{d|e}}: Eh, why not. |
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| − | *{{d|d}}: Awesome! |
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| − | *{{d|pb}}: Hey, new team leader, want to join Fries and me? |
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| − | *{{d|d}}: Yeah! |
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| − | *{{d|e}}: Don't stay out too late, kid. [''to Puffball and Fries''] On the dance floor, this dude's a real Killer Dough Zero. |
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| − | *{{d|fries}}: [''joking''] I'll believe it when I see it! |
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| − | [''Meanwhile, Gaty, Saw, Barf Bag and Winner are talking to each other. Book awkwardly bops to the beat next to them as she holds a drink.''] |
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| − | *{{d|gaty}}: So, Barf Bag, have you chosen which team you want to be on? |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: Yeah, I think I'm going to stay with the team8s. |
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| − | *{{d|saw}}: Aw, seriously? |
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| − | *{{d|barf bag}}: Don't worry, I think Donut's got a plan for those two. |
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| − | [''She points to Donut teaching Coiny and Pin to dance properly. Enter'' '''Ruby''', '''Bubble''' ''and'' '''Lollipop''' ''(this episode's special guest star.)''] |
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| − | *{{d|lollipop}}: Why, hello, friends, enemies and person I've never met. |
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| − | *{{d|winner}}: I'm Winner. |
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| − | *{{d|gaty}}: Lollipop! |
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| − | *{{d|book}}: [''shocked in a good way''] ''Hej'', what are you all doing here? |
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| − | *{{d|bubble}}: We thought we'd enjoy this gl''oi''rious moment with you all. |
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| − | *{{d|ruby}}: FreeSmart reunion, if you will! |
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| − | *{{d|book}}: I would appreciate it... if you joined me on the dance floor, mothertruckers! |
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| − | *{{d|ruby}}: You know me so well! |
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| − | *{{d|lollipop}}: I never miss a dance at other people's expense. |
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| − | *{{d|bubble}}: Yoylecake! |
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| − | [''Camera pans to the starlit sky as the music plays. For the last time, fade to black, signifying that this episode has reached...''] |
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| − | {{The end}} |
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