Mob Buddies is an episode between the events of BFDI and BFDIA. It takes place on 20 June 2010.[1] In this episode, we get the scene before BFDIA from the other side's perspective (rather than Leafy's perspective) and thus, it is etiological in categorisation. It's also a chance to see my preyterbite writing from three years ago.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
At Estigua's house (Pencil's old house)
- Pencil: [sigh] Good mornin', Kenya. I think I'll be in a calm an' tranquil mood an' totally not yell at anyone today! [sees Pen still sleeping] GET'N TH'ALE UP AN' WATCH THE SUN WITH ME, Y'…
[In the other room, the boys wake up.]
- Sio: There's our alarm clock!
- Javier: More like alarm mother, ha!
[The girls wake up to the sound of a harp.]
- Saye: Ah! What a wonderful morning!
- Citlali: It can't get more peaceful than this.
- Ximena: Hey, check the nice view!
- Zorah: Yeah, 'cause whose mother yells at her husband just to get us up?
- Ximena: That is dedication.
[The kids hear a noise. They get out of the room into the living room.]
- Yaretzi: What's that sound?
- Zorah: If I had ears they'd be bleeding.
- Sio: Maybe it's those people outside! [They see Golf Ball holding a blank sign and Tennis Ball on the bagpipes]
- Saye: Oh my gosh, it's Golf Ball and Tennis Ball from BFDI!
- Zorah: No wonder they're so noisy.
- Saye: Come on, let's wave at them from up here!
[Only the oldest — Saye and Sio — wave at them. They notice them.]
- Golf Ball: It's them.[4]
- Tennis Ball: Who?
- Golf Ball: Pencil and Pen, the first people we need to contact!
- Tennis Ball: Why them?
- Golf Ball: Pencil is surprisingly good at unorthodox technology. Do you remember when she resuscitated the old Announcer Crusher? To add to the preceding statement, her husband was a seven-star Army General at the end of twenty years so he has a huge mechanical and physical advantage.
- Tennis Ball: Great, so your one and true husband has served on a United States Navy ship for a few years in the 1980s and you trust a vitally inexperienced male alpha to lead our organisation.
- Golf Ball: Well—
- Tennis Ball: It's not something worthy to wake up about 300 KiNairobi with this noise, GB.[5]
- Golf Ball: About what are you talking, a tranquil heart gives life to the flesh, but envy makes the bones rot. Proverbs 14:30.
- Tennis Ball: Okay. Now we just have to get through the door.
[Meanwhile, upstairs, Estigua wakes up.]
- Estigua: Good morning!
- Kids: Good morning!
- Saye: Bom dia!
- Zorah: How rude! Our giagia's already dead, there's no need to—
[Someone knocks on the door.]
- Estigua: Quem poderia ser?[6]
[She opens the door. TB and GB are at the door.]
- Tennis Ball: Olá!
- Golf Ball: We wish to see the people who live here.
- Estigua: Frederico, Penélope, venha aqui fora, há estranhos na porta![7]
- Saye: You're GB and TB from BFDI!
- Golf Ball: Did you play with the shrinking machine, Pencil and Pen? You are looking small.
- [ Saye · Sio ]: We get that a lot.
- Saye: We're their children.
- Golf Ball: Those idiots reproduced ten wildebeests? That is what happens when you're popular.
[Pencil and Pen leave their room, the latter with slight eyebags.]
- Pencil: Oi, 'tis GBGB.
- Saye: That's so hilair!
- Pen: W- What do you want?
- Tennis Ball: Why didn't you invite us to your wedding?
- Pencil: We don' like'ee.
- Golf Ball: More importantly, do you want to join us? I regret asking a question, that was a command: Join us.
- Zorah: Oh, hell no!
- Pencil: Fer wot?
- Pen: Yeah, you can't recruit us without a cause!
- Golf Ball: These people are idiots, let us go.
[Pencil nearly lunges at her. Pen[8] restricts her from moving.]
- Pen: No, it's for your own good!
- Pencil: Mus' get thet bossy bot!
Aristotelis's house (Match, Pen and Eraser's old house)
- Golf Ball: This is Match and Eraser's house.
- Tennis Ball: Aren't they siblings?
- Golf Ball: Step-siblings. And they're in love.
- Tennis Ball: Gross.
- Golf Ball: What, do you not remember the story of Adam and Eve? On the—
- Tennis Ball: I know the story! Let's just knock the door.
[She knocks the door with her feet. Kat answers.]
- Katarzyna: Hello!
- Tennis Ball: We need your kids.
- Aristotelis: They're not here; Pen's with Pencil and Eraser and Match are at their house, but they usually arrive—
[Match and Eraser are at the door, with Pencil, Pen and the kids.]
- Pen: Hey, GB's here!
- Match: Don't care.
- Golf Ball: Just being here drops my IQ by at least three hundred points.
- Tennis Ball: You're speaking out loud!
- Golf Ball: I do not care. Attention, people! You are all probably wondering why I gathered you, the popular people who would have bullied me had I been in high school.[9]
- Match: Preach!
- Pencil: We'd totally do thet!
- Pen: … while I innocently bystand and cheer on my mates.[10]
- Golf Ball: But that is not the agenda! Our plan is to capture Leafy and make her pay for the Dream Island that she stole!
- Pencil: Oh yeah! Leafy stole the Dream Island!
- Pen: I guess we were caught up so much on getting married, a new house, having children, trying to catch on in the Army Advancement Programme, y'know things we consider getting on with our lives that we didn't care about getting Leafy!
- Golf Ball: Come on, Leafy is a known criminal! She steals things that belong to others!
- Tennis Ball: And she tries to be nice all the time!
- Golf Ball: Blah blah blah blah blah blah …
[Pencil brings her alliance and kids aside.]
- Pencil: I've got an idea.
- Yaretzi: What is it, mummy?
- Pencil: Why don't we make an alliance, our own alliance agains' both Leafy an' Golf Ball?
- [ Match · Zorah ]: Why?
- Pencil: Well, GB's bein' too bossy.
- Sio: Can't disagree on that.
- Pencil: So if we make an alliance in counter to Golf Ball, then maybe we can get Leafy ourselves!
- Pen: Yeah, and I never really liked Leafy anyway. Whenever Eraser and/or I asked her for assistance during BFDI contests, she was so grouchy during it!
- Saye: Worry not, because I know we can get that thief leaf!
- Sio: By the way, where is Uncle Eraser?
- Pencil: An' where is Match?
[Match is getting Eraser a back rub with her feet.[11]]
Night
Trivia
- This episode actually was made on 31 January 2013, almost
twothree years before it was posted on the Wiki. It was also made on a separate file on Pages when Pencil vs Batman was still in construction.- Despite this early attempt of modernisation, only a few changes from the original can be seen. They will be in the references area.
Notes
- ↑ When I first made this, it took place immediately after BFDI.
- ↑ This is because it is a special.
- ↑ Completely different from the original.
- ↑ To explain, Saye and Sio look exactly like smaller versions of their parents.
- ↑ In the original script: Golf Ball was the one angry at Tennis Ball.
- ↑ (Pt.) "Who could that be?"
- ↑ (Pt.) "Pen, Pencil, come out here, there are strangers at the door!"
- ↑ Being the good husband he is…
- ↑ Shoutout to the author!
- ↑ What a wonderful message to send to the next generation. That was me three years ago, folks.
- ↑ In the original script: There was a much different plot that I can not explain.
- ↑ I used to think that certain people in the object universe had the ability to contact everyone and have them gathered. I also used to think there was a French narrator voice (like the one on SpongeBob) who narrated the new episodes of the series.