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'''Mob Buddies''' is an episode between the events of BFDI and BFDIA. It takes place on 20 June 2010.<ref>When I first made this, it took place ''immediately'' after BFDI.''</ref> In this episode, we get the scene before BFDIA from the other side's perspective (rather than Leafy's perspective) and thus, it is etiological in categorisation. It's also a chance to see my preyterbite writing from three years ago. |
'''Mob Buddies''' is an episode between the events of BFDI and BFDIA. It takes place on 20 June 2010.<ref>When I first made this, it took place ''immediately'' after BFDI.''</ref> In this episode, we get the scene before BFDIA from the other side's perspective (rather than Leafy's perspective) and thus, it is etiological in categorisation. It's also a chance to see my preyterbite writing from three years ago. |
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==Sunday, June 20, 2010== |
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*{{d|dj}}: Can't disagree on that. |
*{{d|dj}}: Can't disagree on that. |
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*{{d|p}}: So if we make an alliance in counter to Golf Ball, then maybe we can get Leafy ourselves! |
*{{d|p}}: So if we make an alliance in counter to Golf Ball, then maybe we can get Leafy ourselves! |
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β | *{{d|d}}: Yeah, and I never really |
+ | *{{d|d}}: Yeah, and I never really liked Leafy anyway. Whenever Eraser and/or I asked her for assistance during BFDI contests, she was so grouchy during it! |
*{{d|pj}}: Worry not, because I ''know'' we can get that thief leaf! |
*{{d|pj}}: Worry not, because I ''know'' we can get that thief leaf! |
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*{{d|dj}}: By the way, where ''is'' Uncle Eraser? |
*{{d|dj}}: By the way, where ''is'' Uncle Eraser? |
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[''Match is getting Eraser a back rub with her feet.''<ref>{{ori|There was a much different plot that I can not explain.}}</ref>] |
[''Match is getting Eraser a back rub with her feet.''<ref>{{ori|There was a much different plot that I can not explain.}}</ref>] |
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{{Scene|Night|Even though it took Pen a few hours to contact nearly everybody on Earth<ref>I used to think that certain people in the object universe had the ability to contact everyone and have them gathered. I also used to think there was a French narrator voice (like the one on SpongeBob) who narrated the new episodes of the series.</ref>, the majority of them managed to show up.}} |
{{Scene|Night|Even though it took Pen a few hours to contact nearly everybody on Earth<ref>I used to think that certain people in the object universe had the ability to contact everyone and have them gathered. I also used to think there was a French narrator voice (like the one on SpongeBob) who narrated the new episodes of the series.</ref>, the majority of them managed to show up.}} |
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+ | <!-- Note from original script: So this is a continuation of the announcement scene. I am using the font βBradleyβ because it is the nomen secundum of Pen's VA. --> |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: [''backstage''] In three, two, one, nought!<ref>{{ori|Pencil did not include 0 when she was counting.}}</ref> |
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+ | [''The lights go on. Pen goes on stage with much applause.''] |
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+ | *{{d|d}}: Hi, everyone. First of all, I'd like to thank you for leaving your present posts and coming here for this really important Million Masses<ref>The collective term for the objects from Goiky had been the '''Million Masses'''. In the yterbite era it was just being an object, akin to being human on Earth.</ref> gathering.<ref>{{ori|I did not include the acknowledgements in the original.}}</ref> I have invited you all here to join forces together against a common enemy. |
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+ | *{{d|ru}}: Who? Flower? |
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+ | *{{d|d}}: No, she's dead. |
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+ | *{{d|ru}}: Then who? |
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+ | *{{d|d}}: We need to show the morally incorrect Golf Ball that we are able to get rid of Leafy! |
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+ | *{{d|pin}}: You mean that ironically evil monster who stole Dream Island? |
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+ | *{{d|m}}: Yeah, ''that'' Leafy. |
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+ | *{{d|pin}}: What I think, is that we start a vengeance alliance! Say "aye" if you're with me! |
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+ | *'''Everyone''': Aye! |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: <small>Looks like we've got a spirit demonstrator.</small> I have ne'er been any more proud! |
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+ | *{{d|ru}}: I should demonstrate to my mob buddies the summoning incantation! |
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+ | *{{d|d}}: Woah woah woah, hold on. First we'll need to definitely make our own Dream Island since the other one was stolen. |
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+ | *{{d|pin}}: And we need a place to stay. I can't catch up on the action all of the way from Vietnam.<ref>{{ori|Teardrop was the one to give the suggestion, but she can't talk.}}</ref> |
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+ | *{{d|ic}}: Why not the [[B-Quadna Hotel]]?<ref>This was the original name for it, and I don't know why.</ref> |
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+ | *{{d|geltercube}}: As manager of the Hotel and father of the one who suggested it, I shall open it to anyone who does not like Leafy! |
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+ | *'''Everyone''': Yeah! |
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+ | *{{d|d}}: Good night, people. [''drops the microphone'']<ref>Just an additional tidbit I added.</ref> |
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+ | {{Scene|Near Estigua's house|Pencil is leading many people who are carrying the Dream Island, the next day.}} |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: Left! Left! Left! Wait, yer good. |
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+ | *{{d|ru}}: [''driving a gigantic truck carrying the walls of Dream Island''] This is fine? It's carrying about a centimetre from your house. |
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+ | *{{d|d}}: Before I ask what the hell that giant murder machine is, why is Ruby driving a truck if illegally she can't? |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: I wouldn' ask thet β¦ |
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+ | {{Scene|The next day<ref>{{ori|As the original fanfic took place throughout six months, this day would be Valentine's Day, Pencil's birthday.}}</ref>|Pen gives his gift to Pencil.}} |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: Wot's this fer? |
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+ | *{{d|d}}: Just because you've been such a wonderful wife to me and the best parent to my children.<ref>This was obviously added in later.</ref> |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: Awwwwww! [''she opens her gift''] A personal recovery centre? |
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+ | *{{d|d}}: Exactly like the one on the set of BFDI. |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: Oh, yer so nice! [''they kiss''] 'Ow I wish the kids were 'ere to see this. |
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+ | [''Pencil Jr peers out of the closet.''] |
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+ | *{{d|pj}}: We are here! |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: Oh β¦ Saye! Wot brought y' 'ere? |
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+ | *{{d|pj}}: We all came! |
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+ | [''The kids appear out of the drawers.''] |
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+ | *{{d|dj}}: We come here most of the time. |
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+ | *{{d|cit}}: When we're scared! |
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+ | *{{d|xim}}: For some of us, that's like every night. |
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+ | *{{d|sal}}: Don't worry, we didn't miss a thing. |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: Oh, 'ow wonderful β¦ But kids, we've got our very first personal Schreiber family recovery centre! |
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+ | *{{d|zor}}: Cool! I'll just revive the worst dictators of the last regeneration andβ |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: 'Old on, Ora, {{Acc|l'ui've|we have}} better priorities to reviveβ |
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+ | *{{d|d}}: βthat does not involve the reincarnation of Goiky's worst. |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: B-U-B-B-L-E. Bubble! |
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+ | [''She cranks it.<ref>{{ori|After typing the name, one would normally wait and the recoveree would appear. That format changed shortly after BFDIA 4.}}</ref> Bubble appears. She has been dead since Flower killed her.''] |
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+ | *{{d|bu}}: Hoiy guys! What did I miss? |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: Nobody truly won BFDI. |
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+ | *{{d|d}}: We got married! |
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+ | *{{d|yar}}: And therefore we happened! |
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+ | *{{d|bu}}: Wow, mini versions of you guys! But what's with the croiwd of poiple outsoide? Environmental protesters or oingry mob? |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: The second one. But before y'does anythin', we're a part of'e. |
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+ | *{{d|bu}}: Who killed who? |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: Leafy. |
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+ | *{{d|d}}: She stole Dream Island and we're out to take her down. |
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+ | *{{d|bu}}: Unfoirtunately, Oi'm not joining you guys; hoite to be disloyal, but I'd rather be in that hoilpless stoite of Afterloife than foight against my friend. [''she pops herself''] |
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+ | *{{d|dj}}: What was that about? |
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+ | *{{d|jav}}: I don't know, but I like her style. |
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+ | *{{d|pj}}: And I actually got to meet Bubble from BFDI! [''squees''] |
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+ | {{scene|Eventually<ref>{{ori|The date was set at May, but if that were the case here, it would interfere with the schedule.}}</ref>, Match got a terrible illness, and she had to stay in hospital.}} |
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+ | *{{d|m}}: Omg, will I be, like, okay? |
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+ | *{{d|tt}}: Oh, I don't know. You have got a bad case of problemaphotismophlogitis! |
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+ | *{{d|m}}: And how long exactly will it take to relieve? |
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+ | *{{d|tt}}: Two and a half months, exactly. |
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+ | *{{d|m}}: But I cannot wait that time! I have to catch that criminal who stole Dream Island, and all my friends are, like, going to need me there! |
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+ | {{Scene|Planning the chase|Pencil assigns roles.}} |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: Okay, so now I shall be h'assignin' jobs. 'O wants to be leader? [''everyone does something to make Pencil notice them''<ref>{{ori|Everyone raised their hands. Obviously this is problematic for some.}}</ref> An' since Pin raised 'er 'and, like, 17 milliseconds before I e'en asked the question, she gets to lead our alliance. |
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+ | *{{d|ruby}}: You mean our ''mob!'' |
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+ | *{{d|book}}: Yes, we are mobsters now! |
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+ | *'''All''': Yeah! |
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+ | *{{d|glisteria}}: Wait, we can not be a mobster group! |
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+ | *{{d|alphorn}}: Why not? |
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+ | *{{d|glisteria}}: A mobster is a member of a group of violent criminals. |
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+ | *{{d|z}}: Works for me. |
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+ | *{{d|e}}: And me! |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: An' jus' 'ow many violent criminals are 'ere in this audience? |
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+ | *{{d|d}}: Not very much, heh⦠So how much in this world, people? |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: Thet's like 1.3% o' the population! An' they, like Leafy, steal. |
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+ | *{{d|suzette}}: O, the irony. |
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+ | *{{d|usb}}: Hey, Thudhette, wanna be bethd buddieth? |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: Oi, silent back there! |
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+ | *{{d|usb}}: Thorry, Penthil Threiber! |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: Anyways, ye 13,000 criminals' job's to steel the original island back from Leafy! |
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+ | *{{d|z}}: I love stealing! [''the rest of the criminals cheer rambunctiously''] |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: An', er, thet Spongy an' the Defence Forces o' Suriname, Tonga an' Iceland<ref>Quite ironic, Iceland has no military.</ref> mus' jump onto Leafy and/or Firey should they actually come or attack us! |
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+ | *{{d|coiny}}: Can I join them too? |
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+ | *{{d|usd}}: I'm for him joining. |
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+ | *{{d|n}}: Ooh, me too! |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: Sure. |
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+ | *{{d|spongy}}: Ooooooh, iiiin theeee prooooceeeess oooof juuumpiiiing, caaaan weeee geeeet paaaaraaaachuuuutes? Aaaand iiiif theeyy aaaare uuuused, caaaan Iiii uuuuse theeee piiiink oooones? |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: Well, Pen, wot d'ye says about allowin' parachutes. |
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+ | *{{d|d}}: No, absolutely not. I don't want a death for all of youβ we're allies. |
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+ | *{{d|ruby}}: That means '''''MOB BUDDIES!''''' |
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+ | *{{d|spongy}}: Soooo noooo paaaaraaaachuuuutes? |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: No, Spongy. An' even if I did let'ee use 'em, I'd never trust'ee. |
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+ | *{{d|spongy}}: Whaaaat, neeeeveeeer? |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: No, never! |
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+ | *{{d|z}}: Well, I wouldn't care if a three year old sponge got arrested! |
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+ | *{{d|amyloplast}}: Shouldn't Leafy just get arrested? |
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+ | *{{d|cad}}: Technically, Firey should be arrestedβ |
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+ | *{{d|usd}}: And Leafy should be lynched! [''awkward silence''] Too soon? |
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+ | *{{d|coiny}}: I feel like I should disagree with this, considering the protagonist of BFDI being someone chased. |
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+ | *{{d|n}}: Coiny, have you been drinking? Leafy is bad. |
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+ | *{{d|sb}}: With a double-storied A. |
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+ | *{{d|cal}}: [''singing''] This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine! |
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+ | *'''Chorus''': This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine β¦ |
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+ | {{Scene|Golf Ball's little mob|Somewhere different from the Grand Allianceβ the mob of GB is less popular, consisting of her, Tennis Ball, and for some reason, Teardrop.}} |
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+ | *{{d|gb}}: Let me assign jobs. |
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+ | *{{d|tb}}: May I? |
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+ | *{{d|gb}}: '''''NO!''''' I am going to lead. Tennis Ball, you are on watch if any enemies show up. And Teardrop, attack them, at once. |
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+ | *{{d|tb}}: Teardrop has just reverted to her six year old form, I really don't think sheβ |
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+ | *{{d|gb}}: Yes! Tennis Ball, your complaints give me rashes not even science can explain. |
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+ | {{Scene|With Pencil's group}} |
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+ | *{{d|p}}: Finally β¦ Match β¦ is missin'. |
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+ | *{{d|kat}}: No, she's at the Daniel Arap Moi Hospitalβ Eraser, you could have worked there if you stayed. |
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+ | *{{d|e}}: Don't start, mother. |
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==Trivia== |
==Trivia== |
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*This episode actually was made on 31 January 2013, almost ''<s>two</s> three years'' before it was posted on the Wiki. It was also made on a separate file on ''Pages'' when [[Pencil vs Batman]] was still in construction. |
*This episode actually was made on 31 January 2013, almost ''<s>two</s> three years'' before it was posted on the Wiki. It was also made on a separate file on ''Pages'' when [[Pencil vs Batman]] was still in construction. |
Latest revision as of 17:44, 7 February 2016
Mob Buddies is an episode between the events of BFDI and BFDIA. It takes place on 20 June 2010.[1] In this episode, we get the scene before BFDIA from the other side's perspective (rather than Leafy's perspective) and thus, it is etiological in categorisation. It's also a chance to see my preyterbite writing from three years ago.
Sunday, June 20, 2010[]
At Estigua's house (Pencil's old house)[]
- Pencil: [sigh] Good mornin', Kenya. I think I'll be in a calm an' tranquil mood an' totally not yell at anyone today! [sees Pen still sleeping] GET'N TH'ALE UP AN' WATCH THE SUN WITH ME, Y'β¦
[In the other room, the boys wake up.]
- Sio: There's our alarm clock!
- Javier: More like alarm mother, ha!
[The girls wake up to the sound of a harp.]
- Saye: Ah! What a wonderful morning!
- Citlali: It can't get more peaceful than this.
- Ximena: Hey, check the nice view!
- Zorah: Yeah, 'cause whose mother yells at her husband just to get us up?
- Ximena: That is dedication.
[The kids hear a noise. They get out of the room into the living room.]
- Yaretzi: What's that sound?
- Zorah: If I had ears they'd be bleeding.
- Sio: Maybe it's those people outside! [They see Golf Ball holding a blank sign and Tennis Ball on the bagpipes]
- Saye: Oh my gosh, it's Golf Ball and Tennis Ball from BFDI!
- Zorah: No wonder they're so noisy.
- Saye: Come on, let's wave at them from up here!
[Only the oldest β Saye and Sio β wave at them. They notice them.]
- Golf Ball: It's them.[4]
- Tennis Ball: Who?
- Golf Ball: Pencil and Pen, the first people we need to contact!
- Tennis Ball: Why them?
- Golf Ball: Pencil is surprisingly good at unorthodox technology. Do you remember when she resuscitated the old Announcer Crusher? To add to the preceding statement, her husband was a seven-star Army General at the end of twenty years so he has a huge mechanical and physical advantage.
- Tennis Ball: Great, so your one and true husband has served on a United States Navy ship for a few years in the 1980s and you trust a vitally inexperienced male alpha to lead our organisation.
- Golf Ball: Wellβ
- Tennis Ball: It's not something worthy to wake up about 300 KiNairobi with this noise, GB.[5]
- Golf Ball: About what are you talking, a tranquil heart gives life to the flesh, but envy makes the bones rot. Proverbs 14:30.
- Tennis Ball: Okay. Now we just have to get through the door.
[Meanwhile, upstairs, Estigua wakes up.]
- Estigua: Good morning!
- Kids: Good morning!
- Saye: Bom dia!
- Zorah: How rude! Our giagia's already dead, there's no need toβ
[Someone knocks on the door.]
- Estigua: Quem poderia ser?[6]
[She opens the door. TB and GB are at the door.]
- Tennis Ball: OlΓ‘!
- Golf Ball: We wish to see the people who live here.
- Estigua: Frederico, PenΓ©lope, venha aqui fora, hΓ‘ estranhos na porta![7]
- Saye: You're GB and TB from BFDI!
- Golf Ball: Did you play with the shrinking machine, Pencil and Pen? You are looking small.
- [ Saye Β· Sio ]: We get that a lot.
- Saye: We're their children.
- Golf Ball: Those idiots reproduced ten wildebeests? That is what happens when you're popular.
[Pencil and Pen leave their room, the latter with slight eyebags.]
- Pencil: Oi, 'tis GBGB.
- Saye: That's so hilair!
- Pen: W- What do you want?
- Tennis Ball: Why didn't you invite us to your wedding?
- Pencil: We don' like'ee.
- Golf Ball: More importantly, do you want to join us? I regret asking a question, that was a command: Join us.
- Zorah: Oh, hell no!
- Pencil: Fer wot?
- Pen: Yeah, you can't recruit us without a cause!
- Golf Ball: These people are idiots, let us go.
[Pencil nearly lunges at her. Pen[8] restricts her from moving.]
- Pen: No, it's for your own good!
- Pencil: Mus' get thet bossy bot!
Aristotelis's house (Match, Pen and Eraser's old house)[]
- Golf Ball: This is Match and Eraser's house.
- Tennis Ball: Aren't they siblings?
- Golf Ball: Step-siblings. And they're in love.
- Tennis Ball: Gross.
- Golf Ball: What, do you not remember the story of Adam and Eve? On theβ
- Tennis Ball: I know the story! Let's just knock the door.
[She knocks the door with her feet. Kat answers.]
- Katarzyna: Hello!
- Tennis Ball: We need your kids.
- Aristotelis: They're not here; Pen's with Pencil and Eraser and Match are at their house, but they usually arriveβ
[Match and Eraser are at the door, with Pencil, Pen and the kids.]
- Pen: Hey, GB's here!
- Match: Don't care.
- Golf Ball: Just being here drops my IQ by at least three hundred points.
- Tennis Ball: You're speaking out loud!
- Golf Ball: I do not care. Attention, people! You are all probably wondering why I gathered you, the popular people who would have bullied me had I been in high school.[9]
- Match: Preach!
- Pencil: We'd totally do thet!
- Pen: β¦ while I innocently bystand and cheer on my mates.[10]
- Golf Ball: But that is not the agenda! Our plan is to capture Leafy and make her pay for the Dream Island that she stole!
- Pencil: Oh yeah! Leafy stole the Dream Island!
- Pen: I guess we were caught up so much on getting married, a new house, having children, trying to catch on in the Army Advancement Programme, y'know things we consider getting on with our lives that we didn't care about getting Leafy!
- Golf Ball: Come on, Leafy is a known criminal! She steals things that belong to others!
- Tennis Ball: And she tries to be nice all the time!
- Golf Ball: Blah blah blah blah blah blah β¦
[Pencil brings her alliance and kids aside.]
- Pencil: I've got an idea.
- Yaretzi: What is it, mummy?
- Pencil: Why don't we make an alliance, our own alliance agains' both Leafy an' Golf Ball?
- [ Match Β· Zorah ]: Why?
- Pencil: Well, GB's bein' too bossy.
- Sio: Can't disagree on that.
- Pencil: So if we make an alliance in counter to Golf Ball, then maybe we can get Leafy ourselves!
- Pen: Yeah, and I never really liked Leafy anyway. Whenever Eraser and/or I asked her for assistance during BFDI contests, she was so grouchy during it!
- Saye: Worry not, because I know we can get that thief leaf!
- Sio: By the way, where is Uncle Eraser?
- Pencil: An' where is Match?
[Match is getting Eraser a back rub with her feet.[11]]
Night[]
- Pencil: [backstage] In three, two, one, nought![13]
[The lights go on. Pen goes on stage with much applause.]
- Pen: Hi, everyone. First of all, I'd like to thank you for leaving your present posts and coming here for this really important Million Masses[14] gathering.[15] I have invited you all here to join forces together against a common enemy.
- Ruby: Who? Flower?
- Pen: No, she's dead.
- Ruby: Then who?
- Pen: We need to show the morally incorrect Golf Ball that we are able to get rid of Leafy!
- Pin: You mean that ironically evil monster who stole Dream Island?
- Match: Yeah, that Leafy.
- Pin: What I think, is that we start a vengeance alliance! Say "aye" if you're with me!
- Everyone: Aye!
- Pencil: Looks like we've got a spirit demonstrator. I have ne'er been any more proud!
- Ruby: I should demonstrate to my mob buddies the summoning incantation!
- Pen: Woah woah woah, hold on. First we'll need to definitely make our own Dream Island since the other one was stolen.
- Pin: And we need a place to stay. I can't catch up on the action all of the way from Vietnam.[16]
- Ice Cube: Why not the B-Quadna Hotel?[17]
- Geltercube: As manager of the Hotel and father of the one who suggested it, I shall open it to anyone who does not like Leafy!
- Everyone: Yeah!
- Pen: Good night, people. [drops the microphone][18]
Near Estigua's house[]
- Pencil: Left! Left! Left! Wait, yer good.
- Ruby: [driving a gigantic truck carrying the walls of Dream Island] This is fine? It's carrying about a centimetre from your house.
- Pen: Before I ask what the hell that giant murder machine is, why is Ruby driving a truck if illegally she can't?
- Pencil: I wouldn' ask thet β¦
The next day[19][]
- Pencil: Wot's this fer?
- Pen: Just because you've been such a wonderful wife to me and the best parent to my children.[20]
- Pencil: Awwwwww! [she opens her gift] A personal recovery centre?
- Pen: Exactly like the one on the set of BFDI.
- Pencil: Oh, yer so nice! [they kiss] 'Ow I wish the kids were 'ere to see this.
[Pencil Jr peers out of the closet.]
- Saye: We are here!
- Pencil: Oh β¦ Saye! Wot brought y' 'ere?
- Saye: We all came!
[The kids appear out of the drawers.]
- Sio: We come here most of the time.
- Citlali: When we're scared!
- Ximena: For some of us, that's like every night.
- Salvador: Don't worry, we didn't miss a thing.
- Pencil: Oh, 'ow wonderful β¦ But kids, we've got our very first personal Schreiber family recovery centre!
- Zorah: Cool! I'll just revive the worst dictators of the last regeneration andβ
- Pencil: 'Old on, Ora, we have better priorities to reviveβ
- Pen: βthat does not involve the reincarnation of Goiky's worst.
- Pencil: B-U-B-B-L-E. Bubble!
[She cranks it.[21] Bubble appears. She has been dead since Flower killed her.]
- Bubble: Hoiy guys! What did I miss?
- Pencil: Nobody truly won BFDI.
- Pen: We got married!
- Yaretzi: And therefore we happened!
- Bubble: Wow, mini versions of you guys! But what's with the croiwd of poiple outsoide? Environmental protesters or oingry mob?
- Pencil: The second one. But before y'does anythin', we're a part of'e.
- Bubble: Who killed who?
- Pencil: Leafy.
- Pen: She stole Dream Island and we're out to take her down.
- Bubble: Unfoirtunately, Oi'm not joining you guys; hoite to be disloyal, but I'd rather be in that hoilpless stoite of Afterloife than foight against my friend. [she pops herself]
- Sio: What was that about?
- Javier: I don't know, but I like her style.
- Saye: And I actually got to meet Bubble from BFDI! [squees]
Eventually[22], Match got a terrible illness, and she had to stay in hospital.[]
- Match: Omg, will I be, like, okay?
- Test Tube: Oh, I don't know. You have got a bad case of problemaphotismophlogitis!
- Match: And how long exactly will it take to relieve?
- Test Tube: Two and a half months, exactly.
- Match: But I cannot wait that time! I have to catch that criminal who stole Dream Island, and all my friends are, like, going to need me there!
Planning the chase[]
- Pencil: Okay, so now I shall be h'assignin' jobs. 'O wants to be leader? [everyone does something to make Pencil notice them[23] An' since Pin raised 'er 'and, like, 17 milliseconds before I e'en asked the question, she gets to lead our alliance.
- Ruby: You mean our mob!
- Book: Yes, we are mobsters now!
- All: Yeah!
- Glisteria: Wait, we can not be a mobster group!
- Alphorn: Why not?
- Glisteria: A mobster is a member of a group of violent criminals.
- Blocky: Works for me.
- Eraser: And me!
- Pencil: An' jus' 'ow many violent criminals are 'ere in this audience?
- Pen: Not very much, heh⦠So how much in this world, people?
- Pencil: Thet's like 1.3% o' the population! An' they, like Leafy, steal.
- Suzette: O, the irony.
- USB: Hey, Thudhette, wanna be bethd buddieth?
- Pencil: Oi, silent back there!
- USB: Thorry, Penthil Threiber!
- Pencil: Anyways, ye 13,000 criminals' job's to steel the original island back from Leafy!
- Blocky: I love stealing! [the rest of the criminals cheer rambunctiously]
- Pencil: An', er, thet Spongy an' the Defence Forces o' Suriname, Tonga an' Iceland[24] mus' jump onto Leafy and/or Firey should they actually come or attack us!
- Coiny: Can I join them too?
- U.S. Dollar: I'm for him joining.
- Needle: Ooh, me too!
- Pencil: Sure.
- Spongy: Ooooooh, iiiin theeee prooooceeeess oooof juuumpiiiing, caaaan weeee geeeet paaaaraaaachuuuutes? Aaaand iiiif theeyy aaaare uuuused, caaaan Iiii uuuuse theeee piiiink oooones?
- Pencil: Well, Pen, wot d'ye says about allowin' parachutes.
- Pen: No, absolutely not. I don't want a death for all of youβ we're allies.
- Ruby: That means MOB BUDDIES!
- Spongy: Soooo noooo paaaaraaaachuuuutes?
- Pencil: No, Spongy. An' even if I did let'ee use 'em, I'd never trust'ee.
- Spongy: Whaaaat, neeeeveeeer?
- Pencil: No, never!
- Blocky: Well, I wouldn't care if a three year old sponge got arrested!
- Amyloplast: Shouldn't Leafy just get arrested?
- Canadian Dollar: Technically, Firey should be arrestedβ
- U.S. Dollar: And Leafy should be lynched! [awkward silence] Too soon?
- Coiny: I feel like I should disagree with this, considering the protagonist of BFDI being someone chased.
- Needle: Coiny, have you been drinking? Leafy is bad.
- Snowball: With a double-storied A.
- Caldera: [singing] This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine!
- Chorus: This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine β¦
Golf Ball's little mob[]
- Golf Ball: Let me assign jobs.
- Tennis Ball: May I?
- Golf Ball: NO! I am going to lead. Tennis Ball, you are on watch if any enemies show up. And Teardrop, attack them, at once.
- Tennis Ball: Teardrop has just reverted to her six year old form, I really don't think sheβ
- Golf Ball: Yes! Tennis Ball, your complaints give me rashes not even science can explain.
With Pencil's group[]
- Pencil: Finally β¦ Match β¦ is missin'.
- Katarzyna: No, she's at the Daniel Arap Moi Hospitalβ Eraser, you could have worked there if you stayed.
- Eraser: Don't start, mother.
Trivia[]
- This episode actually was made on 31 January 2013, almost
twothree years before it was posted on the Wiki. It was also made on a separate file on Pages when Pencil vs Batman was still in construction.- Despite this early attempt of modernisation, only a few changes from the original can be seen. They will be in the references area.
Notes[]
- β When I first made this, it took place immediately after BFDI.
- β This is because it is a special.
- β Completely different from the original.
- β To explain, Saye and Sio look exactly like smaller versions of their parents.
- β In the original script: Golf Ball was the one angry at Tennis Ball.
- β (Pt.) "Who could that be?"
- β (Pt.) "Pen, Pencil, come out here, there are strangers at the door!"
- β Being the good husband he isβ¦
- β Shoutout to the author!
- β What a wonderful message to send to the next generation. That was me three years ago, folks.
- β In the original script: There was a much different plot that I can not explain.
- β I used to think that certain people in the object universe had the ability to contact everyone and have them gathered. I also used to think there was a French narrator voice (like the one on SpongeBob) who narrated the new episodes of the series.
- β In the original script: Pencil did not include 0 when she was counting.
- β The collective term for the objects from Goiky had been the Million Masses. In the yterbite era it was just being an object, akin to being human on Earth.
- β In the original script: I did not include the acknowledgements in the original.
- β In the original script: Teardrop was the one to give the suggestion, but she can't talk.
- β This was the original name for it, and I don't know why.
- β Just an additional tidbit I added.
- β In the original script: As the original fanfic took place throughout six months, this day would be Valentine's Day, Pencil's birthday.
- β This was obviously added in later.
- β In the original script: After typing the name, one would normally wait and the recoveree would appear. That format changed shortly after BFDIA 4.
- β In the original script: The date was set at May, but if that were the case here, it would interfere with the schedule.
- β In the original script: Everyone raised their hands. Obviously this is problematic for some.
- β Quite ironic, Iceland has no military.