Lights, Camera, Fiction! Episode 1/info

Characters[]

Wheely
Splodge
Citlali
Telecam
Pencil
Pen

Trivia[]

This was my least favorite story to write, but even then i only co wrote and i believe Yterbium will be displeased with me once he finds out

Music^[1][]

Intro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXxqIB_KUac
Much of the music used in the serial is taken from a certain british 80s show i used to enjoy as a child

Credits[]

Wheely: Patricia Marr
Splodge: Issac Kelius
Citlali: Amy Gold
Telethingy: David Smith

Written By: Yterbium, WheeliumThe2nd

Produced by ATV

Notes[]

↑ Edit by Yterbium: When I was working on this episode, I already had the tentative soundtrack saved for when I was going to finish it. Since that most likely won't happen, here is the unofficial list of songs used.
‣ Dingle's Regatta ^BP [title card]
‣ Ulkereien ^GT [the beginning]
◒ Disco Sting ["Alright, Mr Fat Ghost, it says your only experience with working was in a publishing house for the Nairobi School System."]
‣ Tipsy Turvy ^PG ["Somethin's wrong 'ere …"]
◊ Seaweed ^SB ["Saye, Citlali, wot're'ee doin' 'ome late?"]
◊ Omnilaugh Sting ^JW ["I'll go 'ave a steadily moral quibble with'a."]
◊ Harp Ding ^NC ["Omg, TWUO is back!"]
◊ Nude Sting ^NCSGJW ["An' she's gone."]
‣ Sweet Manea ^KM ["Dad's home!"]
‣ Dramatic Cue E ^RH ["Noooooooooooooooo!"]
◒ Decisions ["I don't understand what's wrong with being a family of Amazon warriors!"]
‣ Bad Tempi 1 ^{Masters of Trash} ["Mom #5, can you please pass the toilet plunger to Dad #32?"]
‣ Synopsis ^{F. Harlow} ["I can feel the moonlight pulsating against my King James Bible."]
◊ Lap Steel ^NCSGJW ["Woah, wait a minute!"]
◊ Earl's Revenge ^SGJW [the next morning]
‣ Happy Boy ^{J. Shaindlin} [Telecam is at the door]
◊ Laughing Sting ^JW ["Funny 'ow things get around, y'know."]
◊ Freezy Squid Link ^JW [Ximena faints]
◒ Radio Martini [during the two phone conversations]
◊ Steel Sting Theta ["Screw this place!"]
‣ Airs and Graces B ^PK [at the Inventors' Club meeting]
◊ Tartary Sting ^JW ["Ain' thet the number where—"]
◊ Steel Licks ^JW ["Or ten."]
‣ Happy Choo Choo A ^OS [biology class]
◊ Cartoon Sting 1 ^SGJW ["You didn't say anything about that …"]
◊ Steel Sting ^JW ["No, why?"]
‣ The Rake Hornpipe ^RW ["Eh, Perdita, ho qualcuno che può riempire le nostre penne per noi! E gratis questa volta!"]
‣ Sounds of Science 4 ^{J. Mundigl} ["Ximena Schreiber, try to see if you can read all of the letters."]
‣ Lonely Stranger ^LJ ["Ximena Schreiber, try to see if you can read all of the letters."]
◊ Victorious Sting ^JW ["That was a joke, she needn't not read that, only the adults have to."]
◒ Electrodoodle [Ximena picks out what glasses she wants to wear]
‣ Sailor's Waltz ^{H. Matschurat} [Pencil and Ximena arrive home]
‣ Curtain-Raiser ^{A. Braden} ["A TV show, oh boy!"]
◊ Carpenter Sting ^JW ["You can't blur out th' 'ole 'ouse!"]
◊ Skipping to School ^SGJW [seven of the kids return home]
◊ Parting the Clouds ^NC ["Wait, thet's it!"]
◊ Gator ^SB ["Alright, children, when you sit in the chair, tell me something about you that makes you you. You go first."]
‣ On the Beach ^KB [montage of the children telling Telecam about themselves]
◊ Steel Licks Beta ^JW ["Actually, you practically said nothing except for ice cream."]
◊ Arpeggiated Licks ^JW ["Let go of me!"]
‣ House of Horror [#10.03] ^WMF [the attic is pitch black]
‣ Girls of Waikiki [#11] ^{KB, M. Prindy} ["This place … this place is totally awesome!"]
‣ Moloka'i Nui B ^KB [everyone plays on their phones]
‣ Primitive Force ^{R. Jones} ["She's here, she's here, she's here …"]
◊ Jazzy Sting ^SB [Pen throws the cage into the attic]
◊ Pua Licks ^SB ["But that's boring!"]
‣ South Sea Island Lullaby ^GE [that night]
◒ Ranz des Vaches [Thursday morning]
‣ Alekoki ^KB ["I had a real bad dream light night."]
◊ Vibe Q Sting ^NC [the parents' room is empty]
◊ Gum Link ^JW [Sio unlocks the door]
◒ Fluffing a Duck ["Apparently someone thought that it was a good idea to lock us both in the bathroom's shower-and-toilet area."]
‣ Straight from Hell ^GN ["We're gonna die!"]
• Japanese-type disco music place
‣ Hilo Rag ^{G. Fletcher} ["Mornin' t'r'e!"]
‣ Drama Link D ^HC [Pencil screams at Telecam]
‣ Towerstreet 17 [#33] ^GN ["'Aven'ee got an 'ome?"]
‣ Tragic Bridge 2 ^PG ["Hey, you look like my mother-in-law!"]
◊ Sponge Monger ^SGJW [Saye runs on all 4's to school]
◊ My Three Fish ^BA ["I'm sorry, class, but today is supposed to be a holiday traditionally."]
◊ The Pollywog Strut ^BA ["Mrs. Harlow, can I ask you a personal question?"]
◊ Steel Sting ^JW ["Pure comedy."]
◒ Very Low Note ["She's not moving."]
‣ Cellar Search ^{P. Pares} ["OMG!"]
‣ Hawaiian Cocktail ^RM ["I guess it's time to say goodbye to whatever the heck we wish to call ourselves."]
◊ Vibe Sting ^NC ["Mona?"]

[1] Edit by Yterbium: When I was working on this episode, I already had the tentative soundtrack saved for when I was going to finish it. Since that most likely won't happen, here is the unofficial list of songs used.
‣ Dingle's Regatta ^BP [title card]
‣ Ulkereien ^GT [the beginning]
◒ Disco Sting ["Alright, Mr Fat Ghost, it says your only experience with working was in a publishing house for the Nairobi School System."]
‣ Tipsy Turvy ^PG ["Somethin's wrong 'ere …"]
◊ Seaweed ^SB ["Saye, Citlali, wot're'ee doin' 'ome late?"]
◊ Omnilaugh Sting ^JW ["I'll go 'ave a steadily moral quibble with'a."]
◊ Harp Ding ^NC ["Omg, TWUO is back!"]
◊ Nude Sting ^NCSGJW ["An' she's gone."]
‣ Sweet Manea ^KM ["Dad's home!"]
‣ Dramatic Cue E ^RH ["Noooooooooooooooo!"]
◒ Decisions ["I don't understand what's wrong with being a family of Amazon warriors!"]
‣ Bad Tempi 1 ^{Masters of Trash} ["Mom #5, can you please pass the toilet plunger to Dad #32?"]
‣ Synopsis ^{F. Harlow} ["I can feel the moonlight pulsating against my King James Bible."]
◊ Lap Steel ^NCSGJW ["Woah, wait a minute!"]
◊ Earl's Revenge ^SGJW [the next morning]
‣ Happy Boy ^{J. Shaindlin} [Telecam is at the door]
◊ Laughing Sting ^JW ["Funny 'ow things get around, y'know."]
◊ Freezy Squid Link ^JW [Ximena faints]
◒ Radio Martini [during the two phone conversations]
◊ Steel Sting Theta ["Screw this place!"]
‣ Airs and Graces B ^PK [at the Inventors' Club meeting]
◊ Tartary Sting ^JW ["Ain' thet the number where—"]
◊ Steel Licks ^JW ["Or ten."]
‣ Happy Choo Choo A ^OS [biology class]
◊ Cartoon Sting 1 ^SGJW ["You didn't say anything about that …"]
◊ Steel Sting ^JW ["No, why?"]
‣ The Rake Hornpipe ^RW ["Eh, Perdita, ho qualcuno che può riempire le nostre penne per noi! E gratis questa volta!"]
‣ Sounds of Science 4 ^{J. Mundigl} ["Ximena Schreiber, try to see if you can read all of the letters."]
‣ Lonely Stranger ^LJ ["Ximena Schreiber, try to see if you can read all of the letters."]
◊ Victorious Sting ^JW ["That was a joke, she needn't not read that, only the adults have to."]
◒ Electrodoodle [Ximena picks out what glasses she wants to wear]
‣ Sailor's Waltz ^{H. Matschurat} [Pencil and Ximena arrive home]
‣ Curtain-Raiser ^{A. Braden} ["A TV show, oh boy!"]
◊ Carpenter Sting ^JW ["You can't blur out th' 'ole 'ouse!"]
◊ Skipping to School ^SGJW [seven of the kids return home]
◊ Parting the Clouds ^NC ["Wait, thet's it!"]
◊ Gator ^SB ["Alright, children, when you sit in the chair, tell me something about you that makes you you. You go first."]
‣ On the Beach ^KB [montage of the children telling Telecam about themselves]
◊ Steel Licks Beta ^JW ["Actually, you practically said nothing except for ice cream."]
◊ Arpeggiated Licks ^JW ["Let go of me!"]
‣ House of Horror [#10.03] ^WMF [the attic is pitch black]
‣ Girls of Waikiki [#11] ^{KB, M. Prindy} ["This place … this place is totally awesome!"]
‣ Moloka'i Nui B ^KB [everyone plays on their phones]
‣ Primitive Force ^{R. Jones} ["She's here, she's here, she's here …"]
◊ Jazzy Sting ^SB [Pen throws the cage into the attic]
◊ Pua Licks ^SB ["But that's boring!"]
‣ South Sea Island Lullaby ^GE [that night]
◒ Ranz des Vaches [Thursday morning]
‣ Alekoki ^KB ["I had a real bad dream light night."]
◊ Vibe Q Sting ^NC [the parents' room is empty]
◊ Gum Link ^JW [Sio unlocks the door]
◒ Fluffing a Duck ["Apparently someone thought that it was a good idea to lock us both in the bathroom's shower-and-toilet area."]
‣ Straight from Hell ^GN ["We're gonna die!"]
• Japanese-type disco music place
‣ Hilo Rag ^{G. Fletcher} ["Mornin' t'r'e!"]
‣ Drama Link D ^HC [Pencil screams at Telecam]
‣ Towerstreet 17 [#33] ^GN ["'Aven'ee got an 'ome?"]
‣ Tragic Bridge 2 ^PG ["Hey, you look like my mother-in-law!"]
◊ Sponge Monger ^SGJW [Saye runs on all 4's to school]
◊ My Three Fish ^BA ["I'm sorry, class, but today is supposed to be a holiday traditionally."]
◊ The Pollywog Strut ^BA ["Mrs. Harlow, can I ask you a personal question?"]
◊ Steel Sting ^JW ["Pure comedy."]
◒ Very Low Note ["She's not moving."]
‣ Cellar Search ^{P. Pares} ["OMG!"]
‣ Hawaiian Cocktail ^RM ["I guess it's time to say goodbye to whatever the heck we wish to call ourselves."]
◊ Vibe Sting ^NC ["Mona?"]

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Lights, Camera, Fiction! Episode 1/info

Contents

Characters[]

Trivia[]

Music^[1][]

Credits[]

Notes[]

Fan Feed

Lights, Camera, Fiction! Episode 1/info

Characters[]

Trivia[]

Music[1][]

Credits[]

Notes[]

Fan Feed

Music^[1][]