- Pen (with Dream Version)
- Match/Ghost of Christmas Past
- Pencil/Ghost of Christmas Future (with Dream Version)
- Blocky (with Dream Version)
- Bubble/Ghost of Christmas Present
- Eraser (with Dream Version)
- U.S. Dollar
- Flower (with Dream Version)
- Nelson (with Dream Version)
- Golf Ball
- Snowball (with Dream Version)
- Julie W.
- Julie B.
- Julie N.
- Knife (non-speaking role with Dream Version)
- Scissors (non-speaking role Dream Version)
- Trophy (non-speaking role Dream Version)
- Needle (Dream Version only, non-speaking role)
- School Paper (as School Newspaper)
- The bad kid from Mombasa
- The Supremes: "Stop! In the name of love!"
- 20,000 Patties Under the Sea (episode of SpongeBob SquarePants): "Hey, Pencil./Oy, you said that twice."
- Press Freedom Index: "Today we are ranked 168th on the Press Freedom Index, just right under North Korea."
- The Dovells: "You can't sit down! You gotta move, move, move, around and 'round! … Oh, come on!"
- Morgan Freeman: "Y'know, you kind of sound like one of those movie narrators who do all those nature documentaries." After all, he was the person I was thinking of when I came up with the voice.
Credits if this were a YouTube show
- Lawrence Dang (U.S. Dollar)
- Ivo Hamilton (Pen)
- Brenda Harris (Match)
- Michael Huang (Bubble, Eraser, Flower, Golf Ball, Snowball)
- Brian Jordan (Aristotelis)
- Ruthie Lawson (Pencil)
- Sidney M (Nelson)
- Freegan Morman (Ghost of Christmas Future)
- Martha Segal (Julie B., N., W., Katarzyna)
- Scott Ward (Blocky)