Characters
- Pencil/Felicia
- Match
- Pen
- Eraser
- Ruby
- Bubble
- Aristotelis
- Blocky
- Golf Ball
- TV
- Needle
- Tennis Ball
- Chlorinda
- Jakirhuak
- Snowball
- Trophy
- Baseball
- Nelson
- Tsukerō
- Flower
- Estigua
- Katarzyna
- Basemaker
- Man
- Dick Clark, Kari Wigton, Carrie Underwood, Ryan Seacrest & Christina Aguilera (not referenced in transcript)
- A mysterious character whose eyes are only shown
Mentioned
- Twighilda
- Placey
Music
◊ Tentically Speaking SGJW [title card]
◊ Lonely on the Beach JR [the beginning]
‣ Folli the Foal A. Fenner [with the Alliance]
‣ Movie Overture LH ["Yes!"]
◊ Lap Steel NCSGJW [they go to the door]
‣ Tipsy Turvy PG ["So if there is a 20,000 KSh refund from the dues I was supposed to send over as …"]
◊ South Pacific Island II VC [Aristotelis goes off-tangent]
◊ Cartoon Sting 3 BASM ["As I was saying, if all else fails …"]
◊ Penny Sting JW ["Pen, come back!"]
‣ Tragic Bridge 2 PG ["Sò?"]
▣ Also Sprach Zarathustra R. Strauss/KM [Pencil takes her step outside]
◦ Cheerleading Is a Choice for Me/We'll Still Be Friends sung by B. Harris, M. Huang, R. Lawson
◒ Go Cart [the boys set up shop]
◦ Had You Known My Time of Wait sung by B. Davis & R. Lawson
‣ Drama Link C HC [Pencil texts Match]
‣ Gala Premiere LJ ["Omg!"]
◊ Hawaiian Holiday KB [Pen is posing]
◊ Parting of the Clouds NC ["This ... is ... fabulous!"]
◒ Overcast [Match stretches]
‣ Real Western Steel B. Black ["As is customary when dealing with the necessity of food, we have asked the United States Department of Educational Essences to supply an appropriate meal for this special exhibition."]
◊ Freezy Squid Link JW ["I've spent three months under me mum tryin' to become proper."]
‣ Screw on the Loose T. Lowry ["Ecthcuthe me, but I came for the tzhetth club meeting."]
• The cheerleaders reject Chlorinda.
◊ The Pollywog Strut BA ["Bro, bruh, bruh, finally you're here!"]
‣ Hawaiian Link B RM ["Omg placey y.r.u.c. ying alligators thre we have sum in aaaaafrica hunny"]
‣ Fates GN ["Look, I have to get going right now."]
◊ Down in Davy Jones' Locker NC [Pen appears hidden]
◒ Vegas Glitz ["Nice colour choice!"]
◊ Steel Licks Beta JW ["Well, if thet's wot ye's think o' me, then maybe I should jus' go!"]
‣ Dramatic Cue D RH [Pencil throws the baseball]
‣ Drama Link D HC ["Omg, what happened?"]
◊ Arpeggiated Licks JW ["Pen, I don't want to be out here!"]
◒ Sneaky ["You like a girl?"]
▣ Flat on the Floor Carrie Underwood [the song that plays]
▣ Imagine John Lennon ["It is almost time, the cameras are out. I mean, take a look from above!"]
▣ Auld Lang Syne Traditional [Pencil and Pen kiss]
Credits if this were a YouTube show
Created and edited by
Commented on by
Assets by
- Jacknjellify (Cary and Michael Huang)
- Yterbium
Voice cast
- Christina Aguilera (herself)
- Courtney Campbell (Estigua)
- Dick Clark (himself)
- Bobby Davis (Pen, Basemarker)
- Brenda Harris (Match)
- Cary Huang (Tennis Ball)
- Michael Huang (Bubble, Ruby, Eraser, Blocky, Snowball, Needle, Golf Ball, Flower)
- Brian Jordan (Aristotelis)
- Y. Kojima (Tsukerō)
- Ruthie Lawson (Pencil)
- Sidney M. (Nelson, Jakirhuak)
- Justin Napolitano (Trophy)
- Ryan Seacrest (himself)
- Martha Segal (Katarzyna)
- Sam Thornbury (Chlorinda)
- Carrie Underwood (herself)
- Kari Wigton (herself)
- Unknown (Man)