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{{Newepin|it's the first day of school for the younger kids and Pencil feels uneasy. Meanwhile, Pen accidentally finds something useful for the episode. (This episode chronologically, in regards to the school episodes, follows {{ep|Not Sco Much Viller}})}}
 
{{Newepin|it's the first day of school for the younger kids and Pencil feels uneasy. Meanwhile, Pen accidentally finds something useful for the episode. (This episode chronologically, in regards to the school episodes, follows {{ep|Not Sco Much Viller}})}}
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*{{d|pj}}: You mean stuff like "bate", "Kate", "m8", "great", "aggressively self-hydrate", "late" or "fate"? Wait a second, you read my diary?
 
*{{d|pj}}: You mean stuff like "bate", "Kate", "m8", "great", "aggressively self-hydrate", "late" or "fate"? Wait a second, you read my diary?
 
[''Silence.'']
 
[''Silence.'']
*{{d|sal}}: Hey, you know what else rhymes with eight?<ref>{{Komentari|Not again! And besides, that hint was way too obvious.}}</ref>
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*{{d|pj}}: You ''did'' read my diary! I'm never speaking to you again!
*{{d|pj}}: Chavo, this isn't the time! [''to Pen''] You ''did'' read my diary! I'm never speaking to you again!
 
 
[''She slams her door.'']
 
[''She slams her door.'']
*{{d|sal}}: I was going to say{{em}}
 
*{{d|cit}}: Censored!
 
 
*{{d|p}}: [''sigh''] I'd better go up there.
 
*{{d|p}}: [''sigh''] I'd better go up there.
 
*{{d|d}}: I'd better follow.
 
*{{d|d}}: I'd better follow.
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*{{d|d}}: Huh?
 
*{{d|d}}: Huh?
 
*{{d|p}}: Wot's thet?
 
*{{d|p}}: Wot's thet?
*{{d|pj}}: Hey Mum, Dad, it's me. I got home late. What happened? You guys look like a mess!
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[''He opens the door.'']
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*{{d|nickel}}: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Schreiber.
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*{{d|d}}: Excuse me, but my title is Gen, so it's "General Schreiber".
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*{{d|nickel}}: Sorry, Saye's dad!
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*{{d|pj}}: Sorry we got home late. What happened?
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*{{d|nickel}}: Yeah, you guys look like a mess!
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*{{d|pj}}: Oi, Nickel, let me do the talking here?
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*{{d|nickel}}: Sorry, baby.
 
*{{d|d}}: It's our fault. We promised each other that none of us would fall asleep until our daughter comes home.
 
*{{d|d}}: It's our fault. We promised each other that none of us would fall asleep until our daughter comes home.
 
*{{d|pj}}: And then?
 
*{{d|pj}}: And then?
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*{{d|p}}: So, Saye, 'ow was yer date?
 
*{{d|p}}: So, Saye, 'ow was yer date?
 
*{{d|pj}}: It was so fun! We went to the cinema and watched ''The Girl''.
 
*{{d|pj}}: It was so fun! We went to the cinema and watched ''The Girl''.
*{{d|d}}: Isn't that, like, rated 18?
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*{{d|nickel}}: And Saye was crying because of the subtle references to the issues in today's society.
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*{{d|d}}: Isn't that, like, rated 18? Y'know, for those ''over 18?''
 
*{{d|p}}: It's okay, she's a growing teen.
 
*{{d|p}}: It's okay, she's a growing teen.
 
*{{d|d}}: You mean growing pain?
 
*{{d|d}}: You mean growing pain?
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*{{d|pj}}: Y'know, maybe I should fall asleep. Don't want any nightmares about old British houses!
 
*{{d|pj}}: Y'know, maybe I should fall asleep. Don't want any nightmares about old British houses!
 
*{{d|p}}: Aye, if'ee don' sleep soon, you'll be h'a-gettin' nightmares o' houses with British people! [''pointing to herself'']
 
*{{d|p}}: Aye, if'ee don' sleep soon, you'll be h'a-gettin' nightmares o' houses with British people! [''pointing to herself'']
*{{d|pj}}: Good night!
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*{{d|pj}}: Hey, can Nickel stay the night?
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*{{d|d}}: No.
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*{{d|pj}}: Good night, love you!
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*{{d|nickel}}: See you at school tomorrow!
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[''Exit'' '''Nickel'''.]
 
*{{duo|{{d|p}}|{{d|d}}}}: Good night!
 
*{{duo|{{d|p}}|{{d|d}}}}: Good night!
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*{{d|pj}}: I gotta sleep.
 
[''She runs up, ending the day.'']
 
[''She runs up, ending the day.'']
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==Wednesday, January 8==
 
==Wednesday, January 8==
{{Scene|Home|In Saye's Room...}}
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{{Scene|Saye's room}}
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*{{d|pj}}: Ah, just a lovely day in NickelAndMeVille.
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{{Scene|Dining room|Starting the day, Saye goes down for breakfast.}}
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*{{d|pj}}: Morning Nimena, Iaretzi, Cil, Kalvador, Evier, Lallie!
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[''Expectant sounds. Saye gets some donuts from the refrigerator, but soon sees that the box is empty.'']
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*{{d|pj}}: Why are there no donuts here?
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*{{d|xim}}: Saye, you hate donuts!
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*{{d|pj}}: I know, but my boyfriend ''loves'' them!
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*{{d|sal}}: If your boyfriend ever comes over, can I pour strawberry yoghurt on him?
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*{{d|pj}}: [''in a very deep voice''] '''''NO!'''''
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*{{d|cit}}: Saye-chan, are you okay?
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*{{d|pj}}: Why wouldn't I be?
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*{{d|cit}}: Last night you were up all night kissing a picture of Nickel.
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*{{d|pj}}: I was most certainly not.
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*{{d|xim}}: Then why did I have a dream about me at the beach making the biggest sand castle in the world, and when you were in it you were kissing Nickel in a photograph?
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*{{d|yar}}: Yeah, you were kissing him and saying "I love you, Nickel!"
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*{{d|zor}}: I had the same dream of both of y'all, but instead of being at the beach I was on the moon. And Saye wasn't in it. And neither was a phone.
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*{{d|yar}}: Speaking of phone, how is school for you, Ora?
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*{{d|zor}}: Our teacher is Aunt Match. Wait, how did you get{{em}}
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*{{d|jav}}: Hold on a nanosecond. You're actually letting our Aunt Match teach you?
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*{{d|zor}}: Yeah, she's awesome! She's better than any teacher that you people ever had.
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*{{d|jav}}: Then let me know when I see all the strikes on your grade 4 report card like I always do.
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*{{d|zor}}: Well!
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*{{d|sal}}: Hey, Sio! You ditching school today?
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*{{d|dj}}: Yeah.
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*{{d|p}}: Wot'n'ale? 'O's a-ditchin' school?
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*{{d|sal}}: Two words, Pencil. My. Brother.
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*{{d|dj}}: Mum, it isn't a class or anything; it's lunch!
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*{{d|p}}: Oh, okay, I feel'ee. When I was at thet school we always went off-campus fer lunch. So where'ee goin'?
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*{{d|dj}}: The Inventing Club and I are going to{{em}}
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*{{d|pj}}: I'd love saying it, but I'm in love, I'm in love, in ''love!''
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[''She literally dances out of the house.'']
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*{{d|jav}}: Wait for us!
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*{{d|p}}: Aye, I recommend thet'ee go out an' catch up with yer sister.
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[''Exeunt omnes nisi'' '''Qalam-Rassas'''''.'']
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*{{d|p}}: Well, wot're'ee a-waitin' fer, QR, go with 'em!
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*{{d|qr}}: I don't wanna! And I thought you ''didn't'' want me to leave!
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*{{d|p}}: I don' know, jus' all o' the recent news about yer sister's got me more focused, an' I really think thet you can totally 'andle a day at school.
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*{{d|qr}}: But mum!
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[''Enter'' '''Pen''' ''in his business suit.'']
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*{{d|biz!d}}: What's going on? I admire myself in the mirror for at least three minutes when on the other side in the window I see our eldest daughter waltzing like it's 1864!
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*{{d|p}}: Oi, I'll explain thet later. But firs', Qal's got somethin' to tell'ee.
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*{{d|biz!d}}: What is it, QR?
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*{{d|qr}}: Daddy, I don't want to go to school!
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*{{d|biz!d}}: Why? Personally, I believe that our education system has improved within the past nine years.
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*{{d|qr}}: But it's my teacher. She's so mean!
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*{{d|biz!d}}: I'm sure she's not that bad. When I was at that school the meanest teacher I think was the dean of discipline or something. Not only was she a morally questionable person on BFDI, but she was ''so'' mean and she was ''so'' old, and she had so many dimples that she triggered your Uncle Nelson's fear of holes.
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*{{d|qr}}: That's the one! Dad, fire her!
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*{{d|biz!d}}: Ha, only my father can do that. Y'know, they called him the{{em}}
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*{{d|qr}}: [[Zayde's Hootin' Arrival|Trump of Tel Aviv]]. Didn't he already call himself that?
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*{{d|biz!d}}: Yeah, but I thought that now would be a better time than ever to reference that name.
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*{{d|p}}: Oi, don' be Coiny with yer meta-ness! [''to QR''] Qal, if'ee needs yer professor to be threatened, y'says these words t'r'a: Either [''in the same voice as Pencil from BFDI(A)''] "I don't promise!" er "Sorry, GB, can't do that!"
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*{{d|qr}}: Hey, those words were from your show, Mummy!
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*{{d|biz!d}}: Yeah, your voice cracked like mine never did!
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*{{d|qr}}: I'll say it once I can catch up with the rest of the crew.
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[''Exit'' '''Qalam-Rassas'''.]
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*{{d|biz!d}}: What were we talking about again?
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*{{d|p}}: Oh, nothin'. By the way, now I can swear without feelin' guilty. ''Wot the {{cen|fuク}}'r'ee wearin'?''
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*{{d|biz!d}}: This?
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*{{d|p}}: Aye. It's neither too formal nor informal to wear clothes.
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*{{d|biz!d}}: Yeah, it's casual Wednesday at the embassy.
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*{{d|p}}: Interestin' …
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[''Awkward silence.'']
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*{{d|p}}: Omg, Saye's in love!
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*{{d|biz!d}}: With Nickel?
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*{{d|p}}: No, with the washin' machine. Aye, with Nickel! An' I'm a-startin' to notice thet she's going a little too obsessed with'e.
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*{{d|biz!d}}: Don't worry, teenage girls are always like that! I wouldn't be able to tell you how the experience was because I was never a teenage girl, but I'm sure you can provide me with some perspective, eh?
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*{{d|p}}: Pen dear, I've spent the mos' o' me teenage years without a father figure present. If anythin', me mum encouraged me to date'ee!
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*{{d|biz!d}}: Of course. And besides, who can't find me irresistable?
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*{{d|p}}: Anti-Semites, Brazilian soldiers, Anti-Semitic Brazilian soldiers …
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*{{d|biz!d}}: I'd better go.
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*{{d|p}}: So yer okay with Saye datin' Nickel despite 'erself ''not'' arrivin' pas' curfew, ''not'' sayin' good night ter us, ''not'' 'atin' donuts as she used ter an' ''not'' waitin' fer the kids to ready an' go to school
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*{{d|p}}: Pretty much. Bye!
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[''He kisses her, and then leaves. Cut to the other side of the door.'']
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*{{d|biz!d}}: Hate that guy!
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[''Meanwhile, inside.'']
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*{{d|p}}: [''groans''] Why can't e'erythin' be the same way 'twas yesterday?
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*{{d|cil}}: [''from his living room crib''] Are you sure that you want everything to be your way as it was yesterday? You sure was more unhappy with leaving my older brother.
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*{{d|p}}: An' then there's thet!
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*{{d|cil}}: Goo!
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{{Scene|School}}
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*{{d|shelly}}: Hey, Saye! [''she sees her spinning and not noticing''] Frau Pencil Camania Sayéne Schreiber, what is wrong with you!?
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*{{d|pj}}: [''dazed''] I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love!
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[''She spins near Boat, Chocolatey, Minola and Popsicley.'']
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*{{d|boat}}: Does anyone else see Saye spinning around like a record baby?
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*{{d|minola}}: Watch out, here she comes.
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*{{d|pj}}: [''not noticing''] I'm in love, in love, in ''love!''
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[''She crashes into a wall and falls down.'']
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*{{d|pj}}: I'm in wall.
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[''Javier notices her as he walks with Capker.'']
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*{{d|capker}}: And that's when I learned to code for the National Technology Board back in 2006{{em}}
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*{{d|jav}}: Oh my gosh! Saye!
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[''He runs to her.'']
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*{{d|jav}}: Capker, fetch a nurse.
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*{{d|capker}}: Why? It's not me who's in pain!
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*{{d|jav}}: [''sigh''] I knew there was a flaw in you all along! We're through, and find yourself a new best friend at it too; my sister is in pain!
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*{{d|capker}}: That's okay with me. My time at the student exchange programme is done.
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[''Exit'' '''Capker'''.]
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*{{d|jav}}: Saye, are you okay?
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*{{d|pj}}: Apparently, I'm not.
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*{{d|jav}}: [''sigh''] I made a big mistake. I told my best friend he was of no use since he didn't get you a nurse.
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*{{d|pj}}: You can always hang out with Bae Nickel and me, y'know, be my third wheel and all.
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*{{d|jav}}: I think I'd rather do some independent study at that.
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[''Exit'' '''Javier'''. ''At the same time, enter Saye's friends.'']
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*{{d|chocolatey}}: Oh my Ghent!
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*{{d|popsicley}}: Saye, how did you end up here?
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*{{d|minola}}: Should I call my mother?
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*{{d|pj}}: I'm fine, I'm just in love!
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*{{d|shelly}}: Saye, Nickel isn't here today. He's sick and he's going to be in America for a few days, they told us today.
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*{{d|pj}}: If my Nickel's going to be sick, then I will too!
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[''The other girls look at each other.'']
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*{{d|boat}}: I'll get the nurse to make you sick then.
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*{{d|minola}}: I've never heard of an ''un''-nurse before.
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*{{d|pj}}: They'll do it!
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{{Scene|Golf Ball's class}}
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*{{d|gb}}: All right, students. Today we will start with math. Who can tell me the quadratic formula?
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*{{d|qr}}: Can I phone a friend? Oh, wait. They're all in the other class.
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*{{d|gb}}: And you're not allowed to use a phone in the lower grades. '''''JUST TELL ME THE QUADRATIC FORMULA!'''''
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*{{d|qr}}: I don't know it, I'm not like my brother Avi!
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*{{d|gb}}: Then let me teach it to you. First you draw an X. Do you know how to draw an X?
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*{{d|qr}}: Yes, Mrs. Ball, but I don't know what the alphabet has to do with{{em}}
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*{{d|gb}}: You don't! First, you put your chalk on ''this'' part of the board. And then, you move diagonally, making a 45° angle with the board. We do it … do it … do it … [''her walkie-talkie rings''] Ugh, what is it now, TB?
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[''Tennis Ball's voice is heard on the walkie-talkie, words being indistinguishable.'']
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*{{d|gb}}: Okay … yes … I've got it … I'll be right there!
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[''Exit'' '''Golf Ball'''.]
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*{{d|qr}}: '''''PARTY!'''''
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[''One of the dust balls blows over.'']
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*{{d|qr}}: Oh yeah, maybe I should go party at Mrs. Harlow's class.
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{{Scene|Mr. Avenue's class}}
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*{{d|avenue}}: And that's why the letter A should be the last letter banned from the alphabet.
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*{{d|sharpener}}: That's not the only reason why, teacher!
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*{{d|dj}}: I wouldn't be so sure about that.
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[''Enter'' '''Golf Ball'''.]
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*{{d|gb}}: Is there a [''reads the paper''] Pen Schreiber II in this class?
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*{{d|avenue}}: Yes, Your Majesty, but he graduated. Wonderful student, I'd say.
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*{{d|gb}}: I don't need to hear the good things!
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*{{d|avenue}}: Sio, you are excused from class.
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[''He goes out into the hall.'']
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*{{d|dj}}: Excuse me, Headmistress Ball, but why am I here?
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*{{d|gb}}: I am sentencing you to detention Friday night.
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*{{d|dj}}: What? Why?
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*{{d|gb}}: You were seen at the beach at lunchtime today, and being off-campus for the purpose of not eating is forbidden, young man.
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*{{d|dj}}: Aww! Now I've got something to do on Friday!
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*{{d|gb}}: Oh, and I've got your friends to be there too.
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*{{d|dj}}: Awesome. I mean, no!
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[''Enter'' '''Singaporean Dollar'''.]
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*{{d|sgd}}: Attention, Headmistress Ball, but you are no longer allowed to be teaching Primary 1.
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*{{d|gb}}: Good, because I'm from A-''me''-ri-ca and it's called first grade for your information.
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*{{d|sgd}}: That is what I meant, lah. You are suspended from that grade.
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*{{d|gb}}: What? Why?
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*{{d|sgd}}: According to the school rules: "No teacher who is a ball with 336 holes is allowed to take even a minute off her job."
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*{{d|gb}}: Darn it, I wrote that law to enforce workaholism.
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*{{d|sgd}}: Now I must assign to you a new teaching position.
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*{{d|gb}}: Uh, SG, how about I carry you? You know this is a treat from the headmistress to our school security guard.
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*{{d|sgd}}: I am a man of great honesty, Headmistress, and I will take the offer generously.
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[''She starts walking, carrying him.'']
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*{{d|dj}}: So am I off the hook?
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*{{d|gb}}: Wh- whatever!
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*{{d|dj}}: Yes, now I'll go call my friends!
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*{{d|gb}}: Hey, no phones!
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*{{d|sgd}}: Can you go any faster than this?
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*{{d|gb}}: Stop complaining.
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{{Scene|Super secret room|Pen is with his commissioner.}}
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*{{d|infosym}}: Schreiber, just the man for whom I was searching.
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*{{d|biz!d}}: Hello, sir.
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*{{d|infosym}}: Your mission today: On the Internet there are several forums advertising hate speech, and it is your job to stop it.
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*{{d|biz!d}}: There's always going to be hate speech on the Internet. It's just something that can't be stopped. I'm sorry, sir, but I can't fully carry out this mission.
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*{{d|infosym}}: Okay, but you might miss something directed against you.
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[''The word "you" resonates with Pen.'']
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*{{d|infosym}}: <small>You. You. YOU. YOOOUUU. '''''YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!'''''</small>
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*{{d|biz!d}}: If it concerns me, I'll definitely go!
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*{{d|infosym}}: [''handing him a paper''] Here is the address.
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*{{d|biz!d}}: [''reading''] It's in America? But that means I'll have to take the Underground Rocket Launch! And I don't like when it's loud, it makes me want to give my wife a hug …
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*{{d|infosym}}: Schreiber, this isn't going to get better before it gets worse.
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*{{d|biz!d}}: That doesn't make sense.
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*{{d|infosym}}: Dang it, that was me trying to sound deep! [''getting more serious''] Also, Schreiber, remove the business suit. It isn't casual Wednesday.
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*{{d|biz!d}}: Soarry 'boat that.
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{{Scene|Zorah's class|Everyone is making noise, throwing things, etc.}}
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*{{d|shieldy}}: This is so fun!
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*{{d|chupalla}}: I never thought we could not really do anything at school, but enjoy ourselves!
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*{{d|lroh3}}: Yeah, I'm getting hit with all kinds of stuff!
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*{{d|surfboard}}: Maybe we should shut up ''just a little bit'' so Ms. Merrier can read. She is really busy with her book.
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*{{d|shieldy}}: And those noise-removal headphones really hit the spot.
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*{{d|chupalla}}: She probably did not even realise that we are having so much fun!
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[''Enter'' '''Golf Ball'''. ''Everyone in the class returns to their seats.'']
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*{{d|gb}}: Match Anastasia Achsah Zapałka! Are you aware that your entire class has been in chaos for almost four hours? This is an outrage! I am so mad that I can fire you on the spot!
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*{{d|surfboard}}: Dude, Headmistress Baller …
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*{{d|gb}}: '''''WHAT?!'''''
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*{{d|surfboard}}: She can't even, like, hear you right now. She's wearing Deats.
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*{{d|gb}}: I know what Deats are.
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[''She grabs the headphones, yankes it out of her head, and makes her go at her lever.'']
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*{{d|m}}: Oh, hey, GBGBWTF, what's going on here?
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*{{d|gb}}: '''''YOU'RE! FIRED!''''' I'm taking over your class now.
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*'''Students''': No!
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*{{d|gb}}: You all talk badly about me and you all get detentions!
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*'''Students''': [''halfheartedly''] Yay!
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*{{d|surfboard}}: <small>I'm so getting a refund on those headphones.</small>
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*{{d|m}}: Fired? It's one of ''your'' rules that you can't be out of your job for more than a minute, eh?
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*{{d|gb}}: [''blandly''] I'll be in my room.
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{{Scene|Mrs. Ball's (former) classroom}}
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*{{d|gb}}: Alright, everyone, I'm leaving for the fourth grade.
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*{{d|qr}}: But I won't have a teacher!
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*{{d|gb}}: Actually, you'll be transferred. After I realised that the Dustballs aren't even students at this school but just regular dustballs, I made sure that you would be at … [''shudders''] Mrs. Harlow's class.
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*{{d|qr}}: In that case, I don't promise, and sorry, GB, can't do that!
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[''Golf Ball gags, and exits.'']
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{{Scene|Somewhere in the United States|Pen arrives through a vent in a suburban American house}}
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*{{d|d}}: Huh. Y'know, I've always wondered what a house looks like in the land of the free.
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[''He peeks through the vent, and sees something surprising.'']
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*{{d|d}}: [''trying not to scream; in a deep voice''] Holy smokes!
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[''Fortunately, nobody notices Pen's reaction to <ref>I have this figured out already, I just don't want to spoil it.</ref>…'']
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