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{{Newepin|it's the first day of school for the younger kids and Pencil feels uneasy. Meanwhile, Pen accidentally finds something useful for the episode. (This episode chronologically, in regards to the school episodes, follows {{ep|Not Sco Much Viller}})}}
 
{{Newepin|it's the first day of school for the younger kids and Pencil feels uneasy. Meanwhile, Pen accidentally finds something useful for the episode. (This episode chronologically, in regards to the school episodes, follows {{ep|Not Sco Much Viller}})}}
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*{{d|capker}}: Awesome! But don't say "sh"-edule like that, it's "sk"-edule. Or at least that's how it was in the old country.
 
*{{d|capker}}: Awesome! But don't say "sh"-edule like that, it's "sk"-edule. Or at least that's how it was in the old country.
 
*{{d|jav}}: Yeah, that's what I thought.
 
*{{d|jav}}: Yeah, that's what I thought.
[''They head off to class. Meanwhile, enter'' '''Zorah''' ''and her friends.'']
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[''They head off to class. Meanwhile, enter'' '''Zorah''' ''and her friends.'']<ref>{{Komentari|Please stop inserting the word "skirt" in the fanfics. They add nothing and only open the door to more potentially provocative edits. Thank you!}}</ref>
*{{d|lroh3}}: Hey, nice skirt, by the way.
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*{{d|lroh3}}: Omg, I can't wait for our new teacher!
*{{d|zor}}: Thank you!
 
*{{d|lroh3}}: Omg!
 
*{{d|zor}}: What?
 
*{{d|lroh3}}: I can't wait for a new teacher!
 
 
*{{d|zor}}: You mean, our new prank victim?
 
*{{d|zor}}: You mean, our new prank victim?
 
*{{d|lroh3}}: Sure, if you want to think of it that way.
 
*{{d|lroh3}}: Sure, if you want to think of it that way.
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*{{d|disco light}}: Woah, baby!
 
*{{d|disco light}}: Woah, baby!
 
*{{d|shieldy}}: Ain't she pretty!
 
*{{d|shieldy}}: Ain't she pretty!
*{{d|disco light}}: Look at that girl even! *points to Zorah* Her skirt, it's so sparkly! I think she's a good fit, eh, Shieldy?
 
*{{d|shieldy}}: I think we're too young to date. Or maybe she already has one?
 
*{{d|disco light}}: Whatever. Lets hope she sits next to us.
 
 
*{{d|zor}}: What the hell? Match, why are you here?
 
*{{d|zor}}: What the hell? Match, why are you here?
 
*{{d|m}}: Shh, I'll, like, tell you when the bell rings.
 
*{{d|m}}: Shh, I'll, like, tell you when the bell rings.
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*{{d|xim}}: That's actually good, nothing happened today! It was all boring. Boring, boring, boring!
 
*{{d|xim}}: That's actually good, nothing happened today! It was all boring. Boring, boring, boring!
 
*{{d|zor}}: Same thing, sister. And same thing, ''Ms. Merrier''!
 
*{{d|zor}}: Same thing, sister. And same thing, ''Ms. Merrier''!
*{{d|m}}: I'm sorry, but I just didn't know what to do? They don't give detentions in grade 4, so I was stuck reading a novel that could be better
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*{{d|m}}: I'm sorry, but I just didn't know what to do! They don't give detentions in grade 4, so I was stuck reading a novel that could be better
 
*{{d|zor}}: Maybe you could have flipped my card to the red one. Nobody looks at those!
 
*{{d|zor}}: Maybe you could have flipped my card to the red one. Nobody looks at those!
 
*{{d|jav}}: Aunt Match, on the bright side, you don't have to tell mum and dad about Saye's date!
 
*{{d|jav}}: Aunt Match, on the bright side, you don't have to tell mum and dad about Saye's date!
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*{{d|m}}: I wish I could, preschoolers are so much better than fourth graders.
 
*{{d|m}}: I wish I could, preschoolers are so much better than fourth graders.
 
*{{duo|{{d|zor}}|{{d|yar}}}}: Hey!
 
*{{duo|{{d|zor}}|{{d|yar}}}}: Hey!
{{Scene|The girls' room}}
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{{Scene|The girls' room|Saye is crying.}}
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*{{d|pj}}: It isn't fair!
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*{{d|d}}: [''from the other side''] Open up!
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*{{d|p}}: We need a talk with our daughter.
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[''She opens the door.'']
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*{{d|pj}}: What do you want?
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*{{d|d}}: About reading your diary …
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*{{d|pj}}: Why would you think this is cool? You're invading my privacy! Dad, I'm fourteen, I can write what I want here!
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*{{d|p}}: We know yer old enough to write, m8, but we're still in charge of'ee. An' when we see somethin' thet you've writ in yer diary, it makes us, yer parents, feel worried.
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*{{d|pj}}: Mum, you have nothing to worry about!
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*{{d|d}}: What about [[Zayde's Hootin' Arrival|the time you ran away to <s>Terwiter's</s> Germany]]? You don't think we were worried then?
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*{{d|pj}}: Well, yeah. But that was only in November! It's going to be my birthday in a month and I want to do what ''I'' want, not just what you want!
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*{{d|d}}: Saye, do you know how dangerous dates have the possibility of being? What if he's an old man in disguise? Then we'll have to get Officer Coiny involved, and …
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*{{d|pj}}: Dad, you know who my date is!
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*{{d|d}}: Really?
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*{{d|pj}}: Aye, he's Nickel, the love of my life.
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*{{d|p}}: Nickel, as in Needy's … [''slap''] lover's brother?
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*{{d|pj}}: Yeah, him!
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*{{d|p}}: I don' know, me sister says 'e's jus' Coiny with an attitude. An' we can't 'ave ''two'' people from the family be datin' from the same family?
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*{{d|d}}: Unless you want your family tree to look like an electroencephalograph.
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*{{d|p}}: Oi Pen, this is girl talk.
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*{{d|d}}: Sorry.
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[''Exit'' '''Pen'''.]
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*{{d|p}}: I get'e, Saye, 'tis yer firs' date.
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*{{d|pj}}: Well, my first ''real'' date.
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*{{d|p}}: Wot?
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*{{d|pj}}: Nothing.
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{{Scene|Downstairs}}
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*{{d|sal}}: And then it dropped, and they watched as they saw the very destruction of the city! Cool, right?
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*{{d|m}}: While your description of the 1943<ref>In reality 1945.</ref> atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were descriptive ''and'' graphic, that still doesn't beat what happens between me and Eraser.
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*{{d|cit}}: Censored!
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[''Meanwhile.'']
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*{{d|dj}}: So, Avi, you have a new friend?
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*{{d|jav}}: Yeah! His name is Capker, and he looks a lot like Citlali!
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*{{d|xim}}: So that means he looks like you too?
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*{{d|jav}}: Nope!
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*{{d|qr}}: Izzie, what was your first grade like?
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*{{d|yar}}: I can't say it was good, because it happened while we were living with Grandma.
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*{{d|qr}}: So is first grade ''supposed'' to be horrible?
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*{{d|yar}}: No, it's supposed to be fun!
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*{{d|zor}}: Yeah, except when they take away nap time.
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*{{d|qr}}: Wait. No naptime? ''Nooooooooooooo!''
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*{{d|zor}}: There's more coming for you about that too.
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[''Qalam-Rassas sighs. Meanwhile, Saye and Pencil walk down.'']
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*{{d|pj}}: And that's when we started dating [[Not Sco Much Viller|on the American holiday of Thanksgiving]]. We were so in love, and in fact we still are!
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*{{d|p}}: It's great yer 'appy, m8, but you've better be h'early to yer date. Wouldn't wan' to keep yer sweetness waitin', no?
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*{{d|pj}}: That is a good idea. I'll see you all sometime in the near future, people!
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[''She heads to the door, but Pen stops to rush it.'']
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*{{d|d}}: Halt, soldier!
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*{{d|pj}}: I'm just going to a friend's house!
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*{{d|d}}: Which one?
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*{{d|m}}: '''''NAGASAKI!'''''
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*{{d|d}}: Alright, you seem good.
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*{{d|pj}}: Thanks, I'll text you if anything is necessary. Bye!
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[''Exit'' '''Saye'''.]
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*{{d|d}}: Did anyone else notice she had eyelashes?
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*{{d|p}}: Oh, Pen, leave'e. She's jus' growin' up an'ee've got to respect thet.
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*{{d|m}}: I told you Pencil was the mature one!
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{{Scene|Later that night|As everyone else is sleeping, Saye arrives home from her date. Pencil and Pen, having fallen asleep on the couches, wake up.}}
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*{{d|d}}: Huh?
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*{{d|p}}: Wot's thet?
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*{{d|pj}}: Hey Mum, Dad, it's me. I got home late. What happened? You guys look like a mess!
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*{{d|d}}: It's our fault. We promised each other that none of us would fall asleep until our daughter comes home.
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*{{d|pj}}: And then?
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*{{d|d}}: We fell asleep.
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*{{d|p}}: So, Saye, 'ow was yer date?
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*{{d|pj}}: It was so fun! We went to the cinema and watched ''The Girl''.
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*{{d|d}}: Isn't that, like, rated 18?
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*{{d|p}}: It's okay, she's a growing teen.
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*{{d|d}}: You mean growing pain?
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*{{d|p}}: Wot the {{cen|shiト}}, m8?
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*{{d|d}}: Hey, it's a joke!
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*{{d|p}}: The bouncer clearly can't make good jokes.
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*{{d|pj}}: Y'know, maybe I should fall asleep. Don't want any nightmares about old British houses!
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*{{d|p}}: Aye, if'ee don' sleep soon, you'll be h'a-gettin' nightmares o' houses with British people! [''pointing to herself'']
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*{{d|pj}}: Good night!
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*{{duo|{{d|p}}|{{d|d}}}}: Good night!
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[''She runs up, ending the day.'']
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==Wednesday, January 8==
   
 
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