Burglar Alarm

House of SchreiberEdit

• anchor^{[char tag?]}: and we give you an update on the burglary crisis, to date, 97 burglaries have been reported inside Kenya, with 53 being reported, in Nairobi
• Yaretzi: we should install an alarm, it will help keep them out
• Pencil: no, child, we are perfectly safe the way we are now
• Pen: your mother's right, there is no need to waste our money on a useless piece of equipment.
• Zorah: No, Yaretzi is right, these things can keep the burglars out, and we shall still be rich
• Pencil: Zorah, our decision is final, we shall not be getting a burglar alarm.
• mind^{[char tag?]}: it will happen one day, dearest mother!

Near the Ethiopian BorderEdit

• evil person^{[char tag?]}: right, just put them all there
• masked evil person^{[char tag?]}: OK, where next, it was your idea to rob Kenya clean
• evil person^{[char tag?]}: the House of Schreiber
• masked evil person^{[char tag?]}: Really?
• evil person^{[char tag?]}: oh yes, once we steal their possessions, you can get back at them for what they did
• masked evil person^{[char tag?]}: I've been wanting to do that for a while now actually

Back at the houseEdit

• Citlali: can't you believe it? 97 burglaries and our folks don't think we need a burglar alarm?
• Javier: did you even hear what father said, it would be too expensive, this economic crisis is eating up far too much money.
• Ximena: still, we don't want to be burglary #98!
• Salvador: your sister's right, Javvy, we need one! I've got far too many possessions that we needed another room for them
• Javier: I'd like to imagine
• Salvador: well, imagine if they stole them all!
• Javier: we'd have some well-bloody needed space.
• Qalam-Rassas: YoU sAiD a BaD wOrD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111
• Javier: shut up Qalam, what I'm saying is, is that sometimes, you have to listen to the elders, so be it!
• Salvador: I will not rest Javvy.

In the other roomEdit

• Saye: d'ya hear that? they're arguing about this morning
• Zorah: you tell me! they don't know when to quit.
• Yaretzi: I'm gonna go and tell them to shut up. (she walks out the door)
• Zorah: you know, I haven't heard from Grandmother recently
• Saye: the last time I saw her, she was in her apothecary, giving someone a remedy for madness
• Sio: well, that's Estigua, she needs that remedy more, she's been driven mad in recent years, she wont stop arguing with Uncle Nelson.
• Yaretzi: well, that failed
• Saye: how d'it go?
• Yaretzi: they told me to fuck off

In the living roomEdit

• Pen: well, I'm off for my night shift, I just hope this job lasts
• Pencil: do be careful, I don't want this to turn out like last time
• Pen: it won't dear, promise me. (he walks out the door)
• Pencil: I do hope he's OK.