By having posted this episode review about half a day after the original has been released, I must be breaking at least one rule on promptness and integrity and a lot of words that don't apply here. In all fairness, I had to watch this episode in the dead of night under a blanket so that no one would hear. Oh well, everyone's a sinner!
The episode begins right where we've left off. Thank you for making people realise that they must watch the previous episode if they don't want the current one to seem like a bunch of complicated nonsense... like this show, perhaps?
Pre-Credits Gag: We find ourselves at the part where Barf Bag narrates what everybody else had been thinking during the past month: “What is this place?” And then the theme song pla…Read more >
Unbelievably so much as changed between the release of the last episode and this one. It's almost insane how different things can be; we've pretty much seen the cast of BFB evolve a lot more quickly than expected. But we are lucky that there even is a new episode in the first place; can you imagine if the twelfth episode were on hiatus forever? The fandom would lose it... and nobody wants to see the fandom lose it. So by the end of the episode, we are to assume that Death PACT may or may not make it out alive inside of Four's being. You know, this probably means that they will be closer to the EXIT. And that can lead to some very uhhhhh times.
Gaty calls out Book for being a disturbingly rage-filled whiner and instructs her to look inside h…Read more >
And it’s only been one year! I’ve forgotten how to do a review blog post, so I’ll be rejoicing/cringing at my old reviews, depending on how good/bad they are.Read more >
i hate to be the one to ask, but since there has been a lack of updates, i think the show is about to be cancelled, I'm not jumping to conclusions or anything...Read more >
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goodbye free internetRead more >
I told my friends about my account and linked them to it
WERE SCERWEDRead more >
listen, i know people dont read blog post anymore, and that its just me, pen and yterbium, but i please beg you to read this
in my last advertisement for the flaws of time wiki, no one joined, it was just me and this particle of air here
shut up air!
anyways, im not pressuring you to join, its just that wikis, can get lonely...
oh and if nemo is still here
so yeah, please joinRead more >
ive just ressurected this, if you wokld like to help, just do it!
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Hey, people from tumblr are planning to make a BFB musical. If you’re interested in voice acting, animating, songwriting, etc. then join the discord server if you want. Or you can just look at the progress they’ve made.
There’s like 60 people in this server, and people have actually finished coming up with some songs. If you’re planning on writing one, pitch it in the ideas channel or soemthing, but also look at the song list channel. There are some songs that probably aren’t being worked on, but ask for clarification. If you want to audition, I guess send an audio file of whatever character you’re voicing in the auditions channel. I’m not in this server, but my cousin is. (I kinda gave my account to her, so technic…Read more >
Here are WheeliumThe2nd's characters in human form!Read more >
It's been over a month since an episode premiered, thus there's been over one month in reviews. That's probably not a good thing solely for my reviewing abilities, but you have to realise that for Jnj, they've been busy with that BFDI–II real world mashup. (I saw parts of the videos—Everyone there was probably not old enough to drive yet, but it seemed wholesome unlike that Jake Paul convention.) Anyway, here's to twelve BFB episodes within a less-than-one-year period!
Pre-Credits Gag: We start off the episode with a good start. It's the shitty alliance talking to each other (Blocky, Eraser, Pen)—isn't it great to hear their voices again? Blocky mentions how he wants to start pranking people by murdering them, which, to the outside listener…Read more >
so, we continue with my masterplan explanation
During a short trip to the coast, Xiemma and Citlali spot some military aircraft heading for kenya, when they try to run, some of the aircraft go after them, firing at them, but they manage to escape, meanwhile, the media is reporting on the situation, as book, bubble and ruby discuss plans to stop the siege, they come up with a solution and send it to jade, the sort of defense secretary of the governmemt, as the main characters realise that xiemma and citlali are missing, they turn to the media, Saye works out that a siege is going on and that X and C are caught up in it, the episode ends with pencil saying, in her typical accent "this is no siege, this is full on war".
As Citlali grabs her pho…
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so, if you have been on the episode guide lately, you'll noticed i've added new episode (smug face), including a story arc in season 5 (what i think will be the final season of P2.0), here is the list of the episodes
- The Nightmare Begins
- Day Of Armageddon
- Devil's Planet
- The Traitors
- counter Plot
- Coronas Of The Sun
- The Feast Of Pencil
- Golden Death
- Escape Switch
- The Abandoned Planet
- The Destruction Of Time
I have claimed 4 episodes to write, they are: The Nightmare Begins, Devil's Planet, Golden Death and The Destruction Of Time, you may sign yourself up for writing and i will give you episodes to write, either two or three (TFOP will be uni-written)
the next 3 parts will talk about my ideas for the stories, it will go 1-4, then 5-8 and the finall…Read more >
A Sunday release? Oh, it's too much happiness! But honestly, I wasn't expecting this episode to come out late. I have one of the animators (Hazel Cricket) in my subscriptions with signs pointing the way to “Give it another week”, but it was actually released! Unfortunately, making an episode review was not part of my top priorities on Sunday, but I did watch the episode and did a line analysis. So without further nonsense, here comes the eleventh BFB review!
Pre-Credits Gag: At the Exit, Liy and Pencil are talking. It had dawned on me that the probable reason for a four-week break between episode was because of all the 3-dimensional scenes, neatly put, of course. Liy wants to open a door that has never been opened before—doesn't that remind…Read more >
BFB 11 came out today Ill post sone telesnaps todayRead more >
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This episode review will be special for two reasons: First, BFB 10 premiered about eighteen minutes ago (at the time of writing. It was 1 minute ago the last time I refreshed the page!), so this is the earliest review directly after the episode was released. Second, well, this is a very special episode, even more special than the self-proclaimed episode back at “4”. And about 4... you'll have to read the rest. Another interesting thing: The amount of comments on the episode more than doubled since this review started!
Pre-Credits Gag: So we start the episode with Cloudy sitting by himself, mourning that Balloony is dead. I think we've already reached the point where the number of deaths is significant enough to be noticed. X comes over, says th…Read more >
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I cant load up any categories, like, when some big text under a small line says "characters" for example, cant seem to figure out what to do...Read more >
This episode actually came out when I was still on vacation, so an immediate review (unfortunately) could not be released. But here it is, airing at a slightly late time. Don't get me wrong, this ain't a rant against X. Hello, the yellow fellow is really mellow.
Pre-Credits Gag: Marker wants to play eat the dirt, rather than toss the dirt. I don't understand why he is still in this competition, but this random outburst might have been the reason (so I thought then) for the title. The first time that I saw “This Episode Is About Basketball”, I sort of freaked out. They would never actually do a mainstream sport on this show, right? For BFB standards, that would be too normal! But Lord was I wrong, as you'll find out in this episode. Coiny sudde…Read more >
Recently, a few pages on this wiki have been vandalised, being replaced with hateful messages. I wrote this to a particular vandal:
- Dear [REDACTED], I have blocked you from this wiki for a whole year for yourself to self-mature. This is my first time blocking someone, but you have vandalised this website for no reason. When you vandalise, you are literally helping nobody except yourself, especially when that contains offensive slurs and racism, two things explicitly banned in this wiki. I understand that you may be upset about the delay about BFB 9, but that is no reason to take it out on this website. If you do not like this page, please go somewhere else. Thank you for your co-operation.
There is no need for anyone to obstruct the views of …Read more >
Ooh, questions answered! That actually sounded like a cool title once I saw the notification this morning. I thought they were going to do a quiz panel about important questions the viewers had, like why Needle hates being called Needy or if there are any canon asexual characters.
Pre-Credits Gag: At the immediate start, we see Fries, but there something wrong with his, well, fries. My first thoughts were, Oh shit, that's X in there! It just has to be X! That's so creepy! before realising that I had just finished reading a really good fanfiction about Four and X. I don't want to give out any spoilers, but since people don't come here for reviews anyway considering his shocked look, but she is actually correct for once!
So Free Food are up for …
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Yeaaaah, before we break up and you lose me, little me, the liar ball you don't want... See? You can sing the song with that title! Anyways, I was a little apprehensive to see an episode come out after two weeks. There seems be a trend where the even-numbered episodes are pure object show gold and the odd-numbered episodes are
Before I make someone cry for some reason, here's the episode!
Pre-Credits Gag: We first hear some fucked up sounds when it's revealed that it is the laughter of the contestants playing with these weird semi-spheres. Well, playing is an exaggeration. The whole thing happens in like ten seconds and you can feel that you're in another dimension. Also, the old animation is back! People are now going to remember the style of…Read more >
... in the entire BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB and BFB series?
I recorded the number of syllables spoken in BFDI, BFDIA (including the episode 6 deleted scenes), IDFB and BFB and ranked them in a cumulative way. But I also took out all of the non-contestants on the show (including the BFDIA characters' rankings when they were on the show. Note that I won't be updating this graph as I do with the BFB rankings, but I might make one at the end of it.
- Leafy (since ep. 9)
- Pencil (#1 in only IDFB and BFB ep. 1)
- Golf Ball (very likely to reach 2 or even 1 in BFB)
- Coiny (until ep. 22 and after BFDIA 5e, ranked higher than Firey)
- Bubble (top 10 since ep. 9)
- Match (has never ranked under #7; #1 in ep. 8)
- Pin (#1 from ep. 1B to 4, out of top 10 from ep. 13 to BFB 3)
- Firey (top…
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Hooray, it's out! For some reason, I have really been anticipating this episode. My initial reaction to the title is “No shit.” Four has been so weird that it's impossible that he can get weirder in our eyes.
Pre-Credits Gag: We first start this episode with a Yellow Face advertisement. Good, Yellow Face is back! He actually hasn't had any lines since the second episode. To be fair, neither has Teardrop. Four interrupts the earmuffs and screeches in them, which seems really rude. Then Four dismembles Foldy into nothingness and kills Stapy rhythmically.
The balls of Team Better Name notice that, and Golf Ball proposes that they should multiply Four by zero in order to make zero. It's mathematics, in case you were wondering. They cut to the intr…Read more >
18–19 January Update
The first episode (review) of 2018 is out! I'm almost excited, but not as excited as I would have been had the Internet not been down. This might be the longest interval between the episode release date and its review, unfortunately, but that will hopefully change in the future—as with the speed of my computer. Whilst you were all waiting, though, have you watched the new Inanimate Insanity? One of my favourite parts of that episode was when This is just another step in the progressive direction of object shows since the summer of 2016 when Pen was revealed to be transgender! But seriously, on to the episode.
First of all, we start off with the title. Who the hell is Ben?, thought I, but that's not the most shocking part…Read more >
It's December 25th again, which means it's time for my yearly address to the wiki!
2017 was a crazy year. Although the first part of the year was pretty boring in terms of object shows: we were awaiting IDFB 2 and many object shows were on hiatus (including this one), the year ended up well for us: I found an easier way to transfer scripts from the phone to the computer, I don't actually fear typing profanity into episodes anymore, and of course the existence of BFB with all of the BFDI(A) contestants and then some.
So, to everyone, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, and I look forward to what 2018 will bring.Read more >
Ah, episode four. It's funny, because the host is also called Four, and I guess that is why they call it the very special episode. Usually, those episodes have the main characters say "Bullying is bad" or "Don't do drugs" or "It is bad to be racist" and shit like that. Starting from now, there will be screen grabs! I wanted to do that earlier from episode 1, but I was just lazy.
Pre-Credits Gag: Eraser approaches a friendly Bell, who appears to be sleeping. He asks her what her string is attached to, to which she replies with a vague answer, but Eraser won't have it. He demands that she should tell him what's above her string, and starts climbing—Fucking climbing. Like, what? Humanise this and you get ... something else.
I know most of your in…Read more >
I was just scrolling through tumblr, like I usually do, and I found a ray of hope for IDFB's continuation. It seems like isn't actually over.
I feel like this is solid evidence because troosy, the user who made that reply, is none other than Kenzie Bryant. In case you haven't heard, she is one of the voice actors of BFB. That means she's close with Michael and Cary, and can get god knows how much information she wants.
However, I don't 100% trust this because we all know jacknjellify isn't so good at promises. IDFB and BFB running at the same time is going to cause some complications. Of course, I wouldn't be disappointed if this tiny confirmation ended up being another let down. I would understand the struggle. I'm just saying that we might …
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I was excited for this episode to come out—it's been two weeks! Not that I am impatient or anything like that, I can understand with the Thanksgiving and things.
Pre-Credits Gag: Bottle and Pie sit down and speak about the purpose of their team while violin music plays. Then apparently Gelatin has thrown forks at people. Wait, is that his thing now? I mean, his personality did just change from his non-existent one in BFDIA.
Lollipop tries to stop Barf Bag's arms from moving, which kind of looks like a dance. Also, Pen dies. His screaming is the only thing we hear from him this episode, making this a meh episode for Pcil shippers.
Lollipop gives everyone some fork repellent, which makes them immune to forks. Wait, now that I think of it, Gelat…
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The exclamation mark is there because of some stupid formatting error.
I was sort of expecting this to happen—I sometimes see Jnj's Twitter updates—but then again I was sort of expecting it not to happen too. That's right, I'm talking about the second episode of BFB!
I'm surprised at how popular this series has become. All of a sudden, (at time of writing) there are 137,573 views and 25,693 comments. And it hasn't even been 24 hours yet.
Pre-Credits Gag: Grassy and Blocky have a conversation. For some reason, Blocky is gluing something down—I'm pretty sure that's a plot point. Anyways, I was really scared for a moment because I had no idea what the fuck Grassy was even saying. Then I realised that's her character.
The way that objects get reco…Read more >
I'm surprised that I'm not even halfway done with this, but I'm even more surprised that Jnj isn't even halfway done with the episode—and it's been ten minutes! That's already longer than, like, half of object show episodes!
So, after the theme song, we find out that Black Hole has been crushed to a small size, and the object show portion of the show has started. I've just noticed the repeated imagery of “4”, and I actually did recognise where 4 came from: That old old video about X finding his value that we might have or might have not watched in seventh grade.
Liy squishes Four, who makes a really weird noise, which I guess is a reference to that old voice. Four turns Pin into if the Americans dropped Agent Orange onto her. run through the d…Read more >
Well, I didn't think it was possible, but they did it. They legitimately made another episode, no, another season, starring BFDI.
And on Friday out of all nights! Directly following that were new episodes of Andi Mack, K.C. Undercover, the smoking-is-bad episode of Full House and my SAT I was supposed to be studying for.
One thing that struck me out was in the credits: “Writing by Cary & Satomi & Michael”. I don't know who Satomi is, but I'm surprised that jacknjellify no longer work alone!
If I'm being too critical in this review, don't think I hated it. I loved it, and this might just be the best BFDI/A/what-have-you episode JnJ've made.
Various Pre-Credits Gags: So we start of the episode with Pen saying, “Hey, Eraser, Eraser!” Wait a second. Pen'…Read more >
So, I was on YouTube recently and I looked in my notifications. To my surprise, jacknjellify had uploaded something new! The craziest part was that the thumbnail literally read Season 4.
Apparently, it's called BFB, and it features a lot of characters.
Tomorrow morning will be really busy for me, so I won't be able to make a review, but I will write it later during the weekend.Read more >
Due to my school having so many projects on this second-to-last week of school, I won't be making new edits this week. But stay tuned for the first week of June!
Also, since it happens to be Memorial Day here in the States, and since military-related photos are somehow popular here... here is Pen when he was an officer in the army, this time as a human!Read more >
Part 1 can be found here.
The first character is Pencil. You'll see a circle with a few flags mixed into it if you look at the bottom right. This represents the mix of national composites I used. Like parents, the app I used, FaceFusion (buy it on the App store!) only let me mix two faces at a time, so there won't be any one-third mixes or anything like that. This flag mix on the bottom should represent the parents rather okay, and in Pencil's case, it does! Estigua is 100% Brazilian, and Triangle is half-English and half-Kenyan.
The website I went to didn't have Kenya, so I used the nearest country: Ethiopia. Realistically, most people in Kenya don't look like Ethiopians, but geographically, it was better than classifying the people of Kenya…
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Hey, everyone! So, I'm making this blog post for two reasons.
- This is to make up for my lack of a major edit last week.
- Spoiler alert, but the next few episodes I'm making are this.
- It's been one year since the last time I made an episode promo photo So let's get started, shall we?
Part 2 can be found here.Read more >
First of all, I would like to wish you guys a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, especially because in East Asia and Australia it's already the 25th. Hopefully your holiday season won't be full of craziness (like mine is)!
Second of all, have you watched the new Inanimate Insanity episode? That was, honestly, more packed with emotion than IDFB 1 was. I think Lightbulb is my new favourite character now!Read more >
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Hey, everyone! Sorry that I haven't posted any edits in a while, I've just been so busy with school (just as Jacknjellify are on hiatus). But don't worry, for updates will come as soon as possible (earliest date tomorrow)!Read more >
What's this? A vanguard review of an object show that doesn't exist? Well, unless you've been stuck in school like seven hours like I was, seeing the review by the people the OSC's been waiting for actually convinced me to write this. Just kidding, I was planning on this review for so long, you don't even know. And for the recond, this new show does exist. I just assumed you all knew that since this website is the place that nobody goes for news about the object community. Anyways, here's the episode that I ceased my studies for.
Please note that there will be some non-censored swearing in this, so if you're the vocal minority of the OSC, be warned.
Pre-Credits Gag: We are first greeted by a purple screen with a recording sign. Ruby's…Read more >
Hey, BFDI fan who happened to stumble upon this page! September is soon arriving, and that means, for some people, that their first day of school is too. My first day of school is actually tomorrow, which means I'll be (unfortunately) dedicating more of my time away from this website and more into studying and life in the real world. But I won't be gone, I'll just be here infrequently.
On the subject of this blog, it is our duty as readers of that we post any news related to the mama show (BFDI(A)), as Pen island123 had done when the release date and promotional video for BFDIA 6 was on YouTube.
As of time of writing, it's been five hours since the deleted scenes for BFDIA 6 have been posted. Here are my reactions as I watch it (since I hav…Read more >
Can you believe it? It's finally going to be released on September first! They even made an animation! Well, the animation and mouth assets looked...different, but I don't care about that. I'm really excited for this episode, after three years of anticipation.
The video can be found here: http://youtu.be/rFUwZ0VtimsRead more >
If you love object shows like some people, you may have seen this tweet by jacknjellify.
Upon reading it, I felt a mixed emotion of anxiousness and joy. Joy like object show fans and anxiousness like object show fanfic writers. Obviously I wish to congratulate Cary and Michael Huang on having to juggle college schedules and doing all the human work for a show inadvertently meant for nine-year-olds, but as someone who enjoys writing about the lives of two characters from said show for nine-year-olds, this leaves me with a few thoughts.
- What if Jnj reveal someone contradictory to what the fans are thinking? As in, like, what if Match celebrates Christmas, or Pencil and Firey are married, or Spongy actually being relevant?
- Will Showscape! cease …
to all readers,
Now you can know what Pencil and Pen's kids look like! I know this is necessary for some people, as when I do my usual browse of the recent activity of the fanfiction wiki, I noticed that Bfdifan444 had submitted the fifth oldest, Yaretzi, into Bumblebee the Transformer's Pencil Camp.
Oh, and PS, the younger ones don't speak Swahili. Pencil uses it with some of her friends as a secret language that the kids don't know.Read more >
As you know, today (or tomorrow if you're in Australia or Very-East Asia) is Christmas Eve! I have therefore decided to give all of y'all a present.
Also, you've probably wondered what the kids' parents look like, so fangirl all you want - they're on days 10-13.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!Read more >