This is the info page for Battle Hymn of the Hoa. You should go there first, because this page will go straight to the details; I'm too lazy to write introductions again.





Dangerous A M. Franko [title card]
Sheep May Safely Graze J. S. Bach, arr. by E. Barry & P. Lea-Cox [the beginning]
Boring Morning NCSM ["I swear every time I come here everyone stares at me."]
Steel Sting Delta JW [Pencil spins the wheel]
The Achterhoek Dances #1 JR [at lunch on Monday]
Vibe Q Sting NC [the kids see Pencil outside]
Zoom D DdB [the window has been pixelated]
Moon Walk JF ["This is unbelievable!"]
Down in Davy Jones' Locker NC ["Due to this neighbourhood's strict prohibition 'gains' these types o' symbols, we've censored this section o' yer 'ouse."]
Astronauts March SS ["Sure, but until I find out wot'n'ale's 'appenin', no one's leavin' this 'ouse except fer school."]
Kerry Polka BP ["Happy second-to-last day of lunch!"]
Ripples [Mia presents the omamori]
Glissando I S. Kanga, RM [Chocolatey drops one of her pearls on the table]
Dramatic Impact 6 IS [Pencil points at the window as the kids come home]
Kalua Jubilee SGJW ["Eydie!"]
Drama Link B HC [Pencil gets angry at Aysun's explanation matching hers exactly]
Texas Sting JW ["Seninle tanışmak güzeldi!"]
The Tip Top Polka/The Cliff Polka Chelmsford Folk Band ["Here it is!"]
Vi Dam Zheng Wen ["Hoa, that's exactly who I am!"]
I'm a Hoa Girl Raised and Born sung by P. Nguyen
I am the monarch of the sea A. Sullivan [plays in the background of Pin's song]
Let's give three cheers A. Sullivan ["That was so good, it makes my essay seem like poo."]
When Daylight Shines/Captain Lenoe's Chelmsford Folk Band ["We're set up for a party this Saturday!"]
Cartoon Sting 13 ?? ["They're called HOA."]
Steel Licks JW ["He lied."]
Hide and Seek A. Wilkinson ["Alright, 's we really drivin' there?"]
Overcast [plays in the background in Pin's house]
House of Horror [#10] WMF ["You're wearing the wrong-coloured bicycle helmet!"]
The Lineman SS [Pencil breaks the door down]
Untitled Tune J. Shaindlin ["Hi, neighbours!"]
Wargames Linking Section F K. Mansfield ["Enough o' thet, big picture!"]
Vibe Link B RM ["Just because you like it?"]
Fates GN ["I should 'a' known it was'ee h'in the firs' place!"]
Also Sprach Zarathustra R. Strauss, arr. by K. MacLeod [Pencil reads the speech]
Steel Sting JW [Pencil elbows Pen]
Dramatic Cue A RH ["Not the NARA!"]
Puka B SGJW ["Have a nice night, and don't stay out too long, you two!"]
Shock F D. Hewson [the ending]
Nude Sting NCSGJW [the ending]


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Jacknjellify (Cary and Michael Huang)

Voice cast

Whitney Allen (Ximena)
Antony (Anko6) (Popsicley, Shelly)
Georgia Arnold (Cil)
Dana Can (Aysun)
Bobby Davis (Pen, Salvador)
Lewbert Hoang (Thach)
Katina Joergens (Eydie)
Ruthie Lawson (Pencil, Saye)
Sidney M. (Javier, Qalam-Rassas, Sio)
Nicole Marie (Minola)
Pattie Nguyen (Pin)
Sara Taylor (Citlali, Yaretzi, Zorah)
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