Characters
- Pencil (real and archival footage)
- Pen (real and archival footage)
- G.P. (debut)
- Janeka (debut)
- Timothe
- Triangle
- Match
- Firey
- Voiceover (voice only)
- Msimamizi
- Ala Stair
- Man (debut)
- Saloon Owner (flashback)
- Corelman (flashback)
- Announcer (voice only)
- Josef (debut)
- Phuong (debut)
- Merismip (flashback)
- William (debut)
- Bezzilene (flashback)
- Miss Jones (flashback)
- Leafy (archival footage)
- 1890 USSS Badge
- Sun Ball
- William's mum (debut)
- Robber (debut)
- Werb
- Aerogramme
- Golf Club (non-speaking role)
- Triangle's entourageman #2 (non-speaking role)
- White collars (non-speaking roles)
Kids
- Javier (#3)
- Sio (#7)
- Citlali (#9)
- Ximena (#12)
- Zorah (#13)
- Yaretzi (#14)
- Salvador (#16)
- Saye (#17)
- Qalam-Rassas (#18)
Mentioned
- Cil
- Infosym
- Hilberto Yoke
- Map
- Puffball
- Hyne
- Eraser
- David
- Dora
- Alanis Morissette and Lawn-mower Phosphorette
- Mahalia Jackson
Music
◊ Happy Sponge Chase Vibes NC [title card]
‣ Real Western Steel B. Black [the beginning]
‣ Plaisir D'Amour [#24] F. Caillon, X. Demerliac [in the parents' room]
‣ Tomfoolery D. Snell ["I mean, if it's what the Internet's into."]
◊ Penny Sting JW [Pencil goes downstairs]
‣ Shock (F) D. Hewson [Triangle appears at the door]
◊ Nautical Hijinx BANC ["'Ello to you, Dad."]
‣ Dramatic Impact 2 IS ["What?"]
◒ The House of Leaves [the Blocky-suit figures enter]
◒ Call to Adventure [everyone's memories get erased]
‣ Mists of Illusion G. Vinter ["Omg, wot 'appened?"]
◊ Steel Licks Gamma JW [Pencil goes upstairs]
◊ Drowsy Reef SGJW ["Omg, it's terrible!"]
◦ Woman Independent Is She sung by R. Lawson & Chorus
◒ Organ Filler ["Been there."]
◊ Goofy Conversation BANC ["Mum, are you busy?"]
◊ Sailor's Sting 27 NCMB ["Here's to trying new things!"]
◒ Mining by Moonlight ["I can see why you'd want to take that option, you're into all that popular stuff anyways."]
◊ Steel Link Alpha JW ["Chavo, wot's'ee doin' 'ere?"]
‣ Screw on the Loose T. Lowry ["Who is it?"]
◊ Glissando (G) RM, S. Kanga ["A lideo!"]
◒ The Curtain Rises ["Welcome, Jay Veer Ess Cee Ray Be Are."]
◊ Sponge Monger SGJW ["Mum, are you okay?"]
‣ Flower Display J. Shaindlin ["Omg, Penc-penc, it's so nice to, like, see you!"]
‣ Happy Choo Choo A O. Sieben ["Look at all those white collars."]
◊ Sharing Sting JW ["Oi, shut up an' get in th' automotive!"]
◒ Mining by Moonlight ["Ah, good evening, General Sofer and family."]
‣ Drama Link C HC ["This means that if you as much as interact or be seen by a fellow human, you will make dimensional travel prohibited for the future."]
◊ Hawaiian Party JR, P. Smid [Firey reveals Timothe]
◊ The The Sting JW ["Aunt Match, the car's that way."]
‣ Neapolitan Song M. Francis ["This view's so romantic, innit?"]
‣ Dramatic Cue B RH ["Problemmmmmm!"]
◊ Vibe Sting NC [Match stops by the door]
◊ Pua Licks JW ["She has the personality of a 15-year-old girl."]
‣ Moon Walk J. Fox ["Omg, we're 'eaded ter Earth!"]
‣ On Fire GN ["Our Timothe is on fire!"]
‣ Drama Link O HC ["Omg, I get it!"]
‣ Finders Creepers PK ["She's down here."]
◊ Steel Sting JW ["It's no use."]
▢ Oj, oj, oj, så glad jeg skal bli A. Bendiksen [Josef sings a variation of this song]
◊ Honolulu March H. Haider ["Wake up, sleepy heads!"]
◒ The Curtain Rises ["Welcome, Jay Veer Ess Cee Ray Be Are."]
‣ Befuddled Gent PG ["I'm sorry, your twin is not available at the moment."]
◒ Radio Martini ["Omg, I know this song!" (archive footage)]
‣ Marching to Honolulu KB ["Oh, how I love that word!"]
‣ Dramatic Impact 6 IS [Yaretzi and Ximena gasp]
◒ Cut and Run [on the streets of Los Angeles]
◒ Pinball Spring [at the golf course]
‣ Norman Buchan's Harp G. McCulloch ["Wow, look at all these stuff!"]
◒ Spazzmatica Polka ["So, you're an Aquarius?"]
‣ Martial Crisis J. Shaindlin [at the mall jail]
◊ Steel Sting Zeta JW ["We're here!"]
◒ New Friendly ["Mona, what is it?"]
◊ Jazzy Sting JW ["Excuse me, Mr. Warden sir, I believe our adult is here."]
▣ Prelude in C (BWV 846) J. S. Bach [the ending]
Trivia
Credits if this were a YouTube show
Created by
Edited by
Assets by
- Jacknjellify (Cary and Michael Huang)
- Yterbium
Voice cast
- Whitney Allen (Ximena)
- Phil Blake (Aerogramme)
- Benjiman Carter (Man, Triangle)
- Chinnosuke (1890 USSS Badge)
- Bobby Davis (Ala Stair, Pen, Saloon Owner, Salvador)
- Marie Gallagher (Miss Jones)
- Cary Huang (Match, Sun Ball)
- Michael Huang (Firey, Leafy, Merismip, BFDI Pen, BFDI Pencil, Timothe)
- Ruthie Lawson (Pencil, Saye)
- Sidney M. (Javier, Msimamizi, Qalam-Rassas, Sio)
- "Mike" (Announcer)
- Sara Taylor (Bezzilene, Citlali, Yaretzi, Zorah)
- Google Translate (Voiceover)
- Charlie Walton (Corelman, Werb)
- ??? (G.P.)
- ??? (Janeka)
- ??? (Josef)
- ??? (Phuong)
- ??? (William)
- ??? (William's mother)
- ??? (Robber)