Characters
- Pencil (real and archival footage)
- Pen (real and archival footage)
- G.P. (debut)
- Janeka (debut)
- Timothe
- Triangle
- Match
- Firey
- Voiceover (voice only)
- Msimamizi
- Ala Stair
- Man (debut)
- Saloon Owner (flashback)
- Corelman (flashback)
- Announcer (voice only)
- Josef (debut)
- Phuong (debut)
- Merismip (flashback)
- William (debut)
- Bezzilene (flashback)
- Miss Jones (flashback)
- Leafy (archival footage)
- 1890 USSS Badge
- Sun Ball
- William's mum (debut)
- Robber (debut)
- Werb
- Aerogramme
- Golf Club (non-speaking role)
- Triangle's entourageman #2 (non-speaking role)
- White collars (non-speaking roles)
Kids
- Javier (#3)
- Sio (#7)
- Citlali (#9)
- Ximena (#12)
- Zorah (#13)
- Yaretzi (#14)
- Salvador (#16)
- Saye (#17)
- Qalam-Rassas (#18)
Mentioned
- Cil
- Infosym
- Hilberto Yoke
- Map
- Puffball
- Hyne
- Eraser
- David
- Dora
- Alanis Morissette and Lawn-mower Phosphorette
- Mahalia Jackson
Music
Trivia
Credits if this were a YouTube show
Created by
Edited by
Assets by
- Jacknjellify (Cary and Michael Huang)
- Yterbium
Voice cast
- Whitney Allen (Ximena)
- Phil Blake (Aerogramme)
- Benjiman Carter (Man, Triangle)
- Chinnosuke (1890 USSS Badge)
- Bobby Davis (Ala Stair, Pen, Saloon Owner, Salvador)
- Marie Gallagher (Miss Jones)
- Cary Huang (Match, Sun Ball)
- Michael Huang (Firey, Leafy, Merismip, BFDI Pen, BFDI Pencil, Timothe)
- Ruthie Lawson (Pencil, Saye)
- Sidney M. (Javier, Msimamizi, Qalam-Rassas, Sio)
- "Mike" (Announcer)
- Sara Taylor (Bezzilene, Citlali, Yaretzi, Zorah)
- Google Translate (Voiceover)
- Charlie Walton (Corelman, Werb)
- ??? (G.P.)
- ??? (Janeka)
- ??? (Josef)
- ??? (Phuong)
- ??? (William)
- ??? (William's mother)
- ??? (Robber)