Characters
- Pencil
- Pen
- Match
- Glamour
- Boat
- Brarf Gittereisen
- Eraser
- Coiny
- Popsicley
- Shelly
- Chocolatey
- Minola
- Lego
- Map
- Zane
- Pretty
- Sharpener
- Vanity
- American football players (non-speaking only)
- Needle (hand only)
- Beautiful (non-speaking only)
- Fabulous (non-speaking only)
- Other partygoers
- Ibáñez Football team
Kids
- Saye (#2)
- Citlali (#5)
- Javier (#6)
- Sio (#7)
- Salvador (#8)
- Qalam-Rassas (#10)
- Yaretzi (#11)
- Ximena (#12)
- Zorah (#13)
- Cil (#28)
Mentioned
- Fries
- Mr. Tally
- Hot Dog
- Babs
- Shinmei Shiba
- Ife Hotel Frontdesksman
Music
‣ Beach Party HB [title card]
‣ Hawaiian Calypso J. Wetter [the beginning]
▣ Stars and Stripes Forever J. P. Sousa a.b. G. De Wilde [Pencil turns on the television]
◊ Freezy Squid Link JW [Pencil goes downstairs]
◊ Goofy Conversation BANC ["Wot's the matter, girl?"]
‣ Drama Link B HC ["Don't stab me!"]
◊ Arpeggiated Licks JW [QR gets up and runs to his room]
‣ Vibe Link A RM ["Think, Penc-penc."]
‣ Airs and Graces A PK [Ximena plays tea party]
◊ Nude Sting NCSGJW [Pencil gets hit with a basketball]
◊ Seaweed SB ["'O threw this?"]
◊ Steel Sting JW [a few seconds later]
◊ Hello Blues SGJW ["Hey, Mum!"]
‣ Hawaiian Link B RM ["Aww, so do I!"]
◊ Cierre Bob Esponja SB ["Dad, we need your help."]
◒ Happy Bee ["Omg, Penc-penc, you've got to come here!"]
◊ Lap Steel NCSGJW ["Thank you!"]
◊ Washing Gary Sting JW ["I've been playin' tea parties, got 'it in ther 'ead with a basketball, an' now … now I see why we need an 'oliday."]
‣ Sneaking About PG ["You're going on a "date", eh?"]
◒ Running Fanfare ["I'm finally in charge of this house!"]
◊ Steel Link Delta JW ["It's just … they're gone and we're here!"]
‣ Drama Link K HC ["Is what, huh, Avi?"]
◊ Aloha Bikini Bottom SGJW ["Ooh, the girls are here!"]
‣ Poppin' Around B. Campbell ["So, I've come up with a plan for our project that you might love!"]
◊ Laughing Sting JW [QR reveals himself under the sofa]
◒ Smoking Gun [the kids are in the room]
◊ Gum Link JW ["Hey, guys!"]
‣ Happy Choo Choo A OS [Flashback.]
◊ Tension Bits NC ["Enough!"]
◒ Lightless Dawn ["What's going on?"]
◊ Arpeggiated Licks SB ["Wait, like, Chocolatey has a date?"]
‣ Hawaiian Link A RM ["Sure!"]
‣ Wooden Bear T. Tape, F. Voelxen, G. Flat ["Girls, I have invited you here."]
◊ Dasadana Sting JW ["They're late!"]
◊ Penny Sting JW ["Pen, I thought this place was easy to walk to."]
‣ Stadium Rave A G. Nishida, M. Governor [loud music plays during the party]
‣ Beautiful Okinawa S. Makino, S. Shiba [the J-pop music that plays]
◊ Tension Bits NC [the interior of the hotel is shown]
◊ Cartoon Sting 1 BASM ["Yeah, Eraser."]
◊ The Fruitcake Vendor BA ["Oh, come on, Penc-penc."]
◊ Steel Link Alpha JW [the alliance walk to their rooms]
‣ Lonely Heart's Club A OS, D. Bell ["Pen, I've got a problem."]
◒ Shiny Tech ["No mess!"]
‣ Background Blues OS [Brarf appears]
◊ Gator SB ["You invited us over here?"]
◊ Lap Steel NCSGJW ["Okay, now I think it's the wrong house."]
‣ Hawaiian Cocktail RM ["Oh, it's useless!"]
◊ Harp Ding NC ["I have an idea!"]
‣ Beheading of the King LJ [Yaretzi calls the police]
◊ Laughing Sting JW ["I forgot to say goodbye at the end of my call!"]
‣ Saxaboogie HB ["Everyone, the police are here!"]
◊ Sponge Monger SGJW [everyone flees the house]
‣ Girls of Waikiki [#11] KB, M. Prindy [the kids come out of the closet]
‣ Dramatic Cue E RH ["Pencil …"]
◊ Vibe Q Sting NC ["Jones?!"]
‣ Befuddled Gent PG ["We will not clean the house after what you did!"]
◊ Slide Whistle Song NCSGJW [Montage of cleaning the house.]
◊ Solo Steel SGJW [the next morning]
‣ Hula Festival GE [Shelly and Minola arrive]
◊ Omnilink Sting JW ["That … that's so true!"]
◊ Steel Sting Mu JW ["We'd better go upstairs."]
◊ Traveling Along BA ["Should I be proud all of our kids basically grounded themselves?"]
◊ Lap Steel NCSGJW [the ending]
Trivia
Allusions
- Wilson Phillips - "Can you hold on? For, like, one more day or something!"
- The Rotters' Club - Pen reads the longest sentence in literature, apparently from this novel.
- Fats Domino - "Ain't that a shame!"
- HMS Pinafore - "Because they are older than you, just pretend they're your aunts./And … sisters and cousins?"
- The B-52's - "Your hearing organs must be all crazy after that love shack incident last night, eh?"
Credits if this were a YouTube show
Created by
Edited by
Assets by
- Jacknjellify (Cary and Michael Huang)
- Yterbium
Voice cast
- Whitney Allen (Ximena)
- Antony (Anko6) (Boat, Chocolatey, Popsicley, Shelly, Vanity)
- Georgia Arnold (Cil)
- Bobby Davis (Brarf, Pen, Salvador)
- Cary Huang (Match)
- Michael Huang (Coiny, Eraser)
- Katie (Anko6) (Pretty)
- Ruthie Lawson (Pencil, Saye)
- Sidney M (Javier, Qalam-Rassas, Sio, Zane)
- Nicole Marie (Minola)
- Elena Reed (Glamour)
- Sara Taylor (Citlali, Yaretzi, Zorah)
- Samuel Thornbury (Lego, Map)
- legotd61 (Sharpener)